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37

May 6, 2014, 2:05 p.m.

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Klein: Alex Fairhall will create an outdoor library Student: Wouldn't the books all get wet? Klein: Not if it's not raining

#4900

79

May 5, 2014, 3:24 a.m.

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Stein: I can't believe we are all caressing a piece of paper. Stop it!

#4898

79

April 30, 2014, 7:02 p.m.

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//Street walks into Giles Pd. 7 Street: You guys got any snacks? Giles: Nope. Street: Aw, damn.

#4890

1717

April 26, 2014, 6:15 p.m.

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Robby Fleischman: Guys, I don't appreciate your skepticism about my ability to get Mermaid chicks.

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1515

April 25, 2014, 4:59 p.m.

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Student: Can you upload all the presentations from all your classes to Edline? Ravilious: Well, I don't want Edline to explode.

#4888

19

April 25, 2014, 11:30 a.m.

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Will: what is a boob!?

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2525

April 24, 2014, 11:30 a.m.

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Pham: you being shellfish. M-E: do you mean selfish? Pham: noooo she a shrimp and she keep all the money inside her shell

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April 23, 2014, 11:22 p.m.

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//Freshman Chemistry Block C Lodal: So you guys want to hear a joke? Class: Yeah. Lodal: What's something red that you shouldn't eat? Class:... Lodal: A brick. Lodal:... Didn't see that coming, did you?

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April 23, 2014, 9:35 p.m.

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O'Connor AP Lit Pd. 7 O'Connor: This is call a gnomon. It's a parallelogram in a parallelogram. Jared: So they're simliar. O'Connor: No, they're even more than just similar, they're identical. Jared,: But they're similar, like you know... *class laughs O'Connor: Ohhhhhh.

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April 23, 2014, 7:19 p.m.

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//Block A chem //Pham starts talking about a reaction that forms ammonia Pham: Guy, this the most important reaction for life. You know why? You need ammonia form ammonium nitrate. What you do with ammonium nitrate? Student: Fertilizer? Pham: That correct. You need fertilizer grow food, feed all the people. What else you use ammonium nitrate for? Amy: Bombs? Pham: Yeah! When there too many people, not enough food, you go drop bombs on them. Then there more enough food. What you call this? Jordi: Extermination? Pham: No! It called natural--selection!