#4801

1414

March 20, 2014, 3:53 p.m.

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//Pham explains why lab notebooks are important Pham: So you guy know that guy move to New York? Michelle: Gautham? Pham: Yeah, him! So his school, they send mail asking how many hours lab experience he have. You know what I do? Get lab notebook, look through, send reply saying 1600 hours. //Class erupts Pham: Guy, guy, guy, guy. You think they believe me? I mail them notebooks too.

#4800

1717

March 18, 2014, 10:41 p.m.

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//Raviolious is explaining the art project Ravioli: There hasn't been an art question on the AP yet, but one of these years...

#4799

3032

March 17, 2014, 9:14 p.m.

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//Hammond keeps commenting on how Schafer is teaching. Schafer: You're ruining this class! //Schafer returns to covering the photoelectric effect. Nino: Can I go to the bathroom? Schafer: _Can_ you go to the bathroom? I certainly hope so. Paul: May we get to that homework question? Schafer: Can I get through these notes first? Paul: I don't know; can you? //Class "ooh"s. Schafer: Well, actually, that's a fair question. Hammond: You know, I think you're doing a fine job of ruining this class yourself. You don't need me. Schafer: I have two words for you. Let's see if you can guess them. Hammond: "Thank you." Schafer: The two words are "salmon pickles," just so you know. Hammond: "Salmon pickles?" Schafer: Well, duh. What did you think they were? Hammond: I thought they were, "thank you." Schafer: Oh. I thought you were thanking me. Well, in any case, you're right about the second word. And the last letter of the first word. //Class "ooh"s.

#4798

1214

March 16, 2014, 5:16 p.m.

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// In Young's US History Young: So President Truman paid 400 million dollars to Greece and Turkey to keep them away from Communism. Daniel: Sheesh, the US just throws money at every problem. // Next class Video: The Chinese felt threatened when General Douglas MacArthur pushed the North Koreans up to the border. In the following weeks, over one million Chinese soldiers poured across the Yalu River. Daniel: Sheesh, China just throws people at every problem.

#4797

77

March 16, 2014, 12:16 p.m.

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//Following the announcement of a Winter Storm Warning on March 16th, which threatens the chance of another snow day during 2013-2014 school year Rose's gmail status: making cardboard cutouts of students right now to put in chairs for tomorrow's calculus lecture videotaping...

#4796

1313

March 14, 2014, 5:10 a.m.

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//in Bio, coloring a picture of transcription and translation Pham: Why you guy coloring? You guy should be painting! Duval: Painting what? Pham: Your face! Duval: With what? Pham: (points at student) Lipstick! Duval: She doesn't need lipstick. You're just trying to sell your cosmetics.

#4795

-311

March 13, 2014, 10:58 p.m.

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Kusal: I don't consider girls as hot, I consider them as pretty.

#4794

5355

March 12, 2014, 9:39 p.m.

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// In Quantum, discussing blackbody radiation Raanan: So a peak in the blue range is for colder objects? Schafer: No, blue means hot! Blue is always hot! Blue is hot, hot, hot! // Class stares at Blue Blue: Uhhhh. Schafer: That's gonna be awkward.

#4793

1115

March 12, 2014, 7:38 p.m.

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//Pham in Block B Freshman Chemistry, lecturing about students' futures Pham: What is American dream? American dream is driving Mercedes in the morning, BMW in afternoon and Ferrari in evening. Why? Mercedes in the morning to meet with clients, BMW for lunch, and Ferarri at night to pick up girls!

#4792

57

March 6, 2014, 9:51 p.m.

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//Clay puts three 'Our Town' quotes on the board. Clay: Okay class, take out a sheet of paper and analyze this text. //Student hasn't written anything Clay: Why haven't you written anything? Start writing! //Minutes later Clay: So, how was it? Student: Um, Emily Webb was trying to express her feelings about-- Clay: How did you analyze that? If I were you, I couldn't have written anything!