#4625

1616

Oct. 17, 2013, 11:46 a.m.

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//Prange is running back and forth across the room waving his arms Prange: I'm just a gas particle floating around! //Stein opens the door Stein: Mr. Prange, are you feeling OK? Prange: Oh no! You let the gas particle out! //Prange runs out of the room //Prange comes back a minute later Prange: Stein says I don't look like a gas particle.

#4624

77

Oct. 16, 2013, 9:20 p.m.

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//8 minutes left of class, 20 minute lesson to go Rose: There is no time for education. Just do what I say.

#4623

99

Oct. 14, 2013, 4:15 p.m.

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Freeman: The Taliban are the worst people on the face of the Earth.... I apologize if there are any present.

#4616

-13

Oct. 11, 2013, 4:02 p.m.

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Anybody: Where is [insert a noun]? Jordan Schneider: "Somewhere over the rainbow getting high."

#4615

2121

Oct. 11, 2013, 12:12 p.m.

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Rose: Who wants to help me out at the magnet orientation night thing? Teddy: OOH OOH ME! Rose: Megan? Awesome. Teddy: Aww what about me? Rose: Teddy, there are like 200 people who I would pick before I picked you. //Talking about why Rose: The thing is Teddy, you're like a wild man. I just couldn't be sure what you'd do at any moment. You might start yelling random shit or just get up and leave or like pull your pants off and I just wouldn't see it coming

#4614

88

Oct. 11, 2013, 11:17 a.m.

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Swaney: So Sinn Fein is the legitimate political wing of the Irish Republican Army, which is a terrorist organization. Siri (from Swaney's pocket): I'm not sure I understand. Swaney: Well, see, Siri, it's complicated with Northern Ireland...

#4613

77

Oct. 10, 2013, 5:34 p.m.

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Freeman: We went in and we bombed Afghanistan from the Bronze age all the way back to the Stone age.

#4612

99

Oct. 8, 2013, 11:36 p.m.

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Donaldson: So let's say that Michael is driving Laura at 50 meters per second...and let's put Raymond in the middle of the street with them heading straight at him, for simplicity of math's sake.

#4606

46

Oct. 4, 2013, 8:13 p.m.

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Mike: I don't understand why people credit Diocletian with ending the Crisis of the Third Century. He divided the empire in two, which, if you do the math, actually made it _less_ unified.

#4605

66

Oct. 4, 2013, 6:41 p.m.

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\\Talking about how the UAE has a Ferrari theme park Freeman: This is what happens when you have a ton of money and no way to buy cocaine