#4514

26

April 19, 2013, 12:05 a.m.

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Neel: I wouldn't want to be walking around the Middle East with an American accent. Samir: I would just want to be walking around the Middle East. Neel: Hey, Dubai is a cool city. Samir: Yeah, I'd want to go to Dubai. Alex McArtor: The only place in the Middle East where I'd feel safe is India. Samir: Thats not in the Middle East. Alex McArtor: It technically is, right? Neel: No...

#4513

66

April 17, 2013, 4:59 p.m.

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Cathy: Wait, you got a haircut, too?! Eric: It's preparation for USAMO. Cathy: I see. Magnet cult rituals.

#4512

2872

April 17, 2013, midnight

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Jason Ma: Mr. Schafer, do you go to church? Mr. Schafer: Umm... Jason Ma: Mr. Schafer, DID YOU HAVE A FATHER?! //Mr. Schafer and the class stare at Jason

#4511

11

April 15, 2013, 7:38 p.m.

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//During concert band Stephens: Willie, are you sure you have the timpani music? Or is it the tuba part? Willie: Oh... this says flute.

#4510

06

April 15, 2013, 10:40 a.m.

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//Alex Fairhall is describing Totoro's darker themes Alan: You just killed my childhood. //Alex spends the next few minutes bragging about how he killed a piece of Alan

#4509

1313

April 14, 2013, 3:12 p.m.

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Rose: So...somehow we finished early Ckass: *insert confusion, requests for relaxation, etc* Rose: No, I don't believe in relaxation.

#4508

99

April 14, 2013, 3:11 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A Rose: When we write this s-thingy, it stands for...symbol of antidifferentiation.

#4505

8389

April 11, 2013, 9:19 p.m.

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//Teacher is guarding door at lunch to make sure people have to go around to the SAC. //Neil sneaks over to open door and Teacher sees him as he is sneaking away. Teacher: Hey! I'm going to refer you to your administrator! What's your name? Neil: Jay Gatsby. Teacher:I'm gonna look you up! //Teacher storms off

#4499

55

April 10, 2013, 6:21 a.m.

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Hart: I have a present for you.  Sharp Object.  Please run quickly with them.

#4498

24

April 10, 2013, 6:19 a.m.

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//In the middle of Analysis 1A, class before Pi day. Blue: I'm gonna just leave, okay? Rose: Okay, come back on Thursday for pie.