#12032

88

Aug. 31, 2023, 4:10 p.m.

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Rose: "If you wash the dishes, I'll give you a cookie." This is what a parent might say -- I'm a parent. Rose, later: This is a good way of parenting -- bribery. Rose, later: What if he doesn't wash the dishes, but I give him a cookie anyway? This is 21st-century parenting.

#12031

44

Aug. 31, 2023, 4:09 p.m.

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Rose: I am not an expert at anything

#12030

1717

Aug. 31, 2023, 10:24 a.m.

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Smolen: "I cut open a brain named Tim and ate it... Yunyi, come out."

#12029

1616

Aug. 31, 2023, 9:39 a.m.

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Smolen: "This will be a death to the match! ...I mean, a match to the death!" Ricky: "Why not slapboxing?" Smolen: "No, no. That is Week 2 material."

#12028

19

Aug. 31, 2023, 7:16 a.m.

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Ethan: I have hydrophobic ears but a homophobic heart. Ethan: I’m not sexist I just hate women.

#12027

48

Aug. 30, 2023, 9:08 p.m.

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Mr Jimenez: what are you excited for this year? AP Psych Student: the ap psych exam

#12026

-13

Aug. 30, 2023, 9:07 p.m.

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Alem: I've been repressed around children

#12025

1010

Aug. 30, 2023, 4 p.m.

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Cooper: I’m bisexual, but with a 100% preference towards men

#12024

1111

Aug. 30, 2023, 1:50 p.m.

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Sahu: what should we name the person? someone: Jimmy Yongle: Yongle Sahu: what about "Jongle"

#12023

1012

Aug. 30, 2023, 1:48 p.m.

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Sahu: what's 5 in binary again? Class: 101 Veena: c'mon, this is like CompSci 101