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2424

Oct. 19, 2023, 2:23 p.m.

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Gugan: Alright I just increased racism by a factor of 10

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26

Oct. 19, 2023, 12:52 p.m.

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Ivy Slocum: EW! why is this strand longer than the rest of my hair?

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-15

Oct. 19, 2023, 12:13 p.m.

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cuadrado: i want to be christian, not eaten

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22

Oct. 19, 2023, 12:10 p.m.

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Sub: Chloe? /t͡ʃʊɫ/

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1515

Oct. 19, 2023, 9:58 a.m.

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reanna: *breathes* cuadrado: STOP BEING DRAMATIC

#12351

1313

Oct. 19, 2023, 9:47 a.m.

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Woodward: Dr. Delaney is a man with a beard, and teaches like 8 different subjects Woodward: Ms. Glenn does not have a beard

#12350

1313

Oct. 19, 2023, 7:20 a.m.

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Eric Chen: It's easy to kill someone, but giving birth is not

#12349

3030

Oct. 18, 2023, 7:34 p.m.

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//before UMD Maths Competition Ostrander: The more students make dumb mistakes such that I get to correct them, the happier I am. //later Ostrander: I'm perplexed. Schafer: Hi, perplexed. I'm Mr Schafer! //Half the students present erupt into thunderous applause Ostrander: You all have clearly never been entertained in your lives if you clapped for that.

#12348

1111

Oct. 18, 2023, 5:43 p.m.

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// Going over weight training quiz Charles: Some of you guys did really well. Charles: Some of y'all were smoking or high while taking this. Charles: Or maybe I am the one that's high right now. Charles: In what world does bench press work the glutes?

#12347

1517

Oct. 18, 2023, 3:49 p.m.

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Gugan: I wish I was a fungi Gugan: Then I could mate with everyone! Gugan: Even without their consent!!!