#12141

55

Sept. 16, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Rose: that's not a trapezoid, unless you're depraved

#12140

1616

Sept. 15, 2023, 8:35 p.m.

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Smolen: "The others are still rehearsing, so please don't scream your head off in the hallways. Save it for the bathrooms."

#12139

77

Sept. 15, 2023, 7:04 p.m.

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// rao pd. 9 defining characteristics lewis: i don’t know what to put reanna: nerdy lewis: im not nerdy !!!

#12138

1111

Sept. 15, 2023, 4:08 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, september 15 "I saw, in my peripheral vision, you weird people being weird, and I've decided to ignore it." "How are you doing? Say 'good'." "Even if you teleported here three weeks ago ..." "When I first came to this job, they had me teach Magnet Geometry. So I figured the students should learn logic first, as part of Geometry. But I wouldn't use the book, because the way the book does it is terrible. So I taught them Fitch-style proofs -- the 9th-graders. Their brains swelled to enormous size, and they were really smart, and when they did proofs later in Geometry, they thought they were easy. The packet you're doing now -- I had 9th-graders do it." "There's only a handful of rules [of Fitch-style proofs], or maybe two handfuls." "[Fitch-style proofs] are a great thing to do when you're bored, like on the bus, or when they take your phone away." "You should go to Sra Cuadrado's class and do these. If you don't have her class, just go to her classroom and do it there anyway." "I will assume, because you all are great students, that you all read -- at least twice -- my write-ups of class, which are often better than class itself." "[The logical law of explosion] is like if I have two halves of a hand grenade." "Are there more slides? I don't want there to be."

#12137

55

Sept. 15, 2023, 2:52 p.m.

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Glenn: One of my friends had a high school band and it's name was UTI. Glenn: If you're like me it probably means urinary tract infection. Glenn: According to him, it stood for "under the influence" which is not much better.

#12136

-15

Sept. 15, 2023, 2:46 p.m.

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Non magnet kid: what's the difference between magnet and cap? Non magnet kid: why do all magnet kids do origami?

#12135

33

Sept. 15, 2023, 2:40 p.m.

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Rose: What is a minor? Esther: me. //later Rose: we just learned that [Esther] is a small crime

#12134

33

Sept. 15, 2023, 2:37 p.m.

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// rao ninth period rao: she’s grooming you like a horse rao: well like a pretty horse

#12133

77

Sept. 15, 2023, 2:18 p.m.

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Delaney: Like a bad divorce, the electrons spend most of their time around oxygen. Delaney: They can come visit hydrogen on the weekends.

#12132

33

Sept. 15, 2023, 12:46 p.m.

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Ari: yeah, but it's the *stupid* kind of goatee.