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#11885

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May 23, 2023, 2:04 p.m.

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Sahu: Because I am a masochist, I love to cause torment.

#11884

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May 23, 2023, 2:03 p.m.

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// SRP Presentaion Henry: This is the Lindbladian Equation. Henry: If you're response to this is to be scared, you're correct.

#11883

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May 23, 2023, 1:02 p.m.

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Andy: Repeat after me - I will spend all of my time doing the puzzles. Jerry Song: I will spend half of my time sleeping and the other half of my time wanting to go home.

#11882

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May 23, 2023, 12:36 p.m.

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Hari: Do you want a kiss? *gestures to bag of Hershey kisses* Michael Ilie: No, I want a blowjob.

//mod note: unfortunately for Michael, Hershey doesn't have such a product

hari, michael

#11881

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May 23, 2023, 12:27 p.m.

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//Reading Graduation Speech in English Skye: You have to do what YOU want to do. That's why my personal motto is "It's not illegal if you don't get caught." Now that's a terrible philosophy to live by, but good luck if you decide to try.

#11880

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May 23, 2023, 9:19 a.m.

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// After a quantum presentation Jerry Song: Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Jerry: Did you know you have rights?

#11879

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May 22, 2023, 3:21 p.m.

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Justin: Did people die, and was it a shame? Yes. Justin: But...

#11876

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May 22, 2023, 1:41 p.m.

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// Macbeth Anderson: And now the murder... Anderson: I'm sorry for those who like gore, but all of this happens offstage. // Later Anderson: They are carrying bloody daggers. This is turning into a shitshow.

#11875

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May 22, 2023, 1:28 p.m.

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Nicole(as Lady Macbeth): I would, while it was smilling in my face, Nicole: Have plucked my nipple from his boneless gums Nicole: And dashed the brains out, had I so sworn as you have done to this. Anderson: Damn! // Later Anderson: I want you to be honest, think about your desires. Anderson: Actually don't be honest, keep your thoughts to yourself. Anderson: But think about your deepest darkest desires.

#11874

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May 22, 2023, 1:23 p.m.

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Mr. Young: Well he's not the most aesthetically pleasing human to look at