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⚐ ReportHart: Where do you get sketchy pennies no longer used in circulation? Ace: The fed? The coinery?
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⚐ ReportHart: Monday is a professional day but it's also a makeup snow day. Hart: It's asynchronous, which means I'm giving you a giant packet!
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⚐ ReportAndy: I had a terrible image pop in my head Andy: It's salt bae, but instead of salt it's fentanyl
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⚐ Report// Stelzner is talking about how people say they're racist to get out of jury duty Yongle: Wait... I should be racist!
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⚐ Report//Reading mod note for 12871 Justin: that's true! Justin: even andy ying admits it! Eric: it was probably david katz
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⚐ ReportBosse: Teachers are like students! Bosse: Sometimes we don't wait until the last minute to do things.
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⚐ ReportAlan Sai: I'm gonna teach you how to order dimsum la Alan: so you point at what you want and you say "yat go" (一個) Alan: If you want more, you say "leung go (兩個)"，"sam go (三個)", etc. Alan: if they don't give you what you want you say "puk gai 仆街" (roughly meaning "[go] drop [dead] on a street") Alan: if you still don't give you what you want you say "HAM GA TSAN (冚家鏟)" (roughly meaning "death to your family")