#11677

1111

March 14, 2023, 1:02 p.m.

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Bosse: I hope you saw in this assignment that people are not always as ethical as they should be, even in the important field of research. Will: Being ethical is for losers. Bosse: ...right.

#11676

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March 14, 2023, 10:59 a.m.

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//PD4 Stat Stein: I’ve hung out with middle school boys before Stein: [A girl] smiles at them and they count that as sexually active

#11675

1111

March 14, 2023, 8:47 a.m.

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Schafer: If you're having a presentation, it should have strong meme game! Schafer: Sorry, I had to get that off of my chest.

#11674

88

March 13, 2023, 11:33 p.m.

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//Reading "A Raisin in the Sun" Clay: So Beneatha's going out with Asagai AND George... Stanley: THREESOME

#11673

1111

March 13, 2023, 2:25 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Those shakespearean sonnets, they just talk about love or whatever. That crap doesn’t even exist. We’re taking about math here!

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March 13, 2023, 10:12 a.m.

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John: Blair Bash is so mid...

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77

March 13, 2023, 8:36 a.m.

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// Schwartz is about to throw a paper ball at River Chen, who is sleeping Schwartz: Wait, he’s moving his fingers. Schwartz: Try not to sleep in class, but if you are going to sleep in class, don’t take up someone else’s desk.

#11670

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March 11, 2023, 1:08 p.m.

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// Talking about science fair Andy: It's a bullshit farce that everyone agrees has value. Ace: Just like money!

#11669

88

March 10, 2023, 5:02 p.m.

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Stein: The weekend is coming, so I'm going to go clubbin', because I always go clubbin' on saturday. Stein: But this time is a very special clubbin', because I'm going to take students with me. Stein: Of course, you all want to go, obviously. Stein, after randomly sampling students: Now, you seven people -- and a panda -- you will go clubbing with me. Stein: Make sure to come at 1:30 AM on Saturday, because that's when the party gets started. Dress up, because it's a party. Stein, later: I don't want to have a lot of people who are really bad dancers, because that'd be embarrassing.

#11668

66

March 10, 2023, 4:59 p.m.

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Schwartz: Pick a unit of volume. Srihari: Kevin //Schwartz writes "3 Kevin-vols", visibly confused Schwartz: Pick a unit of time. Kevin: Srihari Schwartz: ... Srihari, how old are you? Srihari: Uhhh ... 17. Schwartz: You are too young to have to think about that.