#11569

99

Feb. 14, 2023, 2:44 p.m.

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//measuring resistance of a lightbulb Kaluta: [to Tiancheng] you’re going to hold it Tiancheng: I’m going to hold it? Kaluta: Well *I’m* not going to hold it, it’s gonna get hot!

#11568

1010

Feb. 14, 2023, 11:27 a.m.

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Schafer: Have you ever seen a whale? Jeremy: No. Schafer: Okay. I can show you some pictures later.

#11567

88

Feb. 14, 2023, 9:32 a.m.

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Nikhita: *walks in to music theory* I'm single and ready to mingle like a pringle. Nikhita: I hate this holiday. I'm just trying to be festive.

#11566

08

Feb. 14, 2023, 8:50 a.m.

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// reviewing sports stat models Stein: Everything here is great, except that it's bad

#11565

1414

Feb. 13, 2023, 1:36 p.m.

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Delaney: My wife decided she wanted another child and I was like, "Okay!" Delaney: And we didn't even try to do it the old-fashioned way because we already knew we weren't good at that. Delaney: So we did the whole process again, and we were PUPO, but it didn't work. // Delaney proceeds to say "PUPO" again another 5 times over the next few minutes

#11564

1515

Feb. 13, 2023, 1:27 p.m.

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Delaney: the doctor said “you’re doing it wrong” and I was like “pretty sure I’m not”

#11563

88

Feb. 13, 2023, 1:15 p.m.

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Bosse: Oh I love filling in the gradebook! Bosse: It's a wonderful feeling.

#11562

37

Feb. 13, 2023, 11:04 a.m.

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Will: Everybody who’s not from the American midwest is just evil.

#11561

1818

Feb. 13, 2023, 8:53 a.m.

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Schafer: So there's this guy Archimedes, who's sitting in a bathtub and he's about to be in big trouble with the king. Schafer: He sees the water level rising and he says "eureka" and then runs through the streets naked. Schafer: Good times.

#11560

1515

Feb. 13, 2023, 8:51 a.m.

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Schafer: Weird, yes, but probably not as weird as playing tetris on an emulator. *All eyes turn on Kelin*