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⚐ ReportEric: Why were the bells turned off today? Eric: Because Mrs. Johnson wanted to win a no-bell prize
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⚐ Report//chaotic rose anthology, march 11 "I was warning my kids, like 1st warning, 2nd warning, 3rd warning, 4th warning etc." "Then after the 8th warning I took away his stuffed animal, and he was screaming about how he was gonna get nightmares" "Then my daughter writes 'Papa is horrible Papa is horrible' over and over on this board we have" "She wasn't even a victim she was just sticking up for his brother" "She was screaming stuff like 'YOU are a HORRIBLE parent' 'YOU are making YOUR SON have NIGHTMARES'" "And she was making like elaborate plans to sneak out at midnight, to get back at me and stuff like that" "They kept taking stuff, like the hat off my head, and hiding my stuff" "My daughter is gonna be a criminal mastermind one day" "I think I made a horrible mistake" "I should have just had children that were obedient" "I wasted all of this time being nice" "That brings me to the other children in my life, you guys" "All I ask for is complete obedience."
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⚐ ReportHart: People look at me! Hart: I promise I'm more interesting than your phones right now.
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⚐ Report// Glenn is showing a video of a histone "attacking" a DNA and binding to it agressively Sai: I feel like there was no consent in this
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⚐ ReportYongle: March 11th! Glenn: March 11th? Pi Day! Wait no. Thursday! Glenn: wait there is something that is important today Glenn: It's my nephew's birthday!
#13175
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⚐ ReportSmolen: The other day I was with my sister waiting in line to get boba. Smolen: And there were so many 10-year-olds that were unattended and none of their parents were nearby. Smolen: Like child, I could snatch you.
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⚐ ReportRose: Say everyone has a mandatory coffee break at 10:30 AM, and who knows what’s in that coffee, and everyone’s efficiency skyrockets