#12803

-66

Dec. 23, 2023, 7:44 p.m.

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//Someone talks about something being an L David Katz: do you know what else is an L? David Katz: λ̴̦̖̉̄͒̏ά̴̪̺̽̄μ̵̤̼̈́͋̊͠͠β̴̢̢̗̞̹̀͜δ̶̛̞̫̹̊̍̔̉̿α̴͍͚̬̗̰̰̇̑̿͌́̊

#12802

99

Dec. 22, 2023, 5:08 p.m.

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//Schafer giving us a harder problem "It's time to cook" "You gotta be cooking for this one"

#12801

55

Dec. 22, 2023, 4:23 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, december 22 "According to the scientists -- and we all know we can trust the scientists -- the winter solstice happened at 22:30 last night. But I know otherwise, from my personal truth, ..." "Can I get some head nods from maybe 30 or 40% of the class? ... Evan's making up for it [by nodding very intensely]. Good." "Was that your question? No? Doesn't matter. I'm going to ignore your question anyway." "I know that you don't know this, because I taught you everything you know." "'The inadequacy of language became an obstacle in my journey.' I know exactly what you mean, Frege." "If you love philosophy -- or if you hate philosophy -- well, that would include everyone ..." "No. Hands down. No more student contribution."

#12800

00

Dec. 22, 2023, 1:35 p.m.

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Hinkle, talking about MIT college apps: "Common app is for common people, or something. You know."

#12799

33

Dec. 22, 2023, 11:40 a.m.

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Nobody: Alan Sai: what 𨳍 is this!?!? Alan Sai: 仆街！

#12798

88

Dec. 21, 2023, 4:07 p.m.

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//Caleb, now an alumnus, sneaks into Organic Chemistry; Hart doesn't notice for at least a minute Hart, noticing: It's Caleb! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause Hart: You're our guest lecturer for today. Caleb: Uh, okay ... //later -- we had recently made silver-plated glass ornaments Hart: We should make Caleb an ornament! Caleb: ... yes, you should turn me into an ornament.

#12797

1010

Dec. 21, 2023, 4:04 p.m.

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Jacobs: A round Earth isn't that crazy of a concept. I don't get why people keep trying to replace it with more complicated explanations.

#12796

911

Dec. 21, 2023, 12:12 p.m.

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Glenn: Caleb, tell me about life! Caleb: Uhhhh...seeing the sun rise is nice. Caleb: I've definitely explored my sleep schedule.

#12794

99

Dec. 21, 2023, 9:46 a.m.

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Adithi: Carl Woese is the best person ever Andrew: is he sexy? Andrew: i'm joking Andrew: i forgot the swim team cheer but I know they say "sexy legs"

#12793

1111

Dec. 21, 2023, 9:41 a.m.

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// Stein's giving us his high school story Nikhita: So you just showed people sexual images all day at school? Stein: Yeah, we didn't really have class.