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⚐ Report//Right before Rose test Eric: I feel like tests shouldn't be called KCs but instead it should be called GFs because it's a grade funeral Yongle: GFs? like girlfriends? Yongle: something i will never have? Yongle: actually that's great if tests are called GFs Yongle: then i'll never have them.
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⚐ Report// STAN senior act meeting Mandy: O'Donovan corner, how are you guys doing? Andy: We're cooking! Anannya: The food is on fire! Armand: The kitchen is burning down! Mandy: Keep cooking! I want everything burned down! Andy: It's all ashes at this point.
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⚐ ReportJacobs: Everything is about sex, there's actually three types of sex in this book! Student: 3 types of sex??? Jacobs: Yep! Student: What do you mean by types? Jacobs: OH not like having sex with a COW or anything don't worry Students: Why is that your first example? (Later) Jacobs: Sex can represent enlightenment, submission, desire- Student: What does cow sex represent Jacobs: Rebellion.
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⚐ ReportGlenn: My freezer is mostly people food...and rats/mice for my snake...and a bunch of frozen insects.
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Adulting is overrated guys! // Later Glenn: I made it till 24 until I realized I had to be adulting. Glenn: What's the rush? Be 16! Do stupid things! Glenn: Not too stupid obviously.
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⚐ ReportStein: Wait, how did I give you five?! Stein: What am I doing?! Stein: *retroactively lowers grade* Stein: Oh wait you did it down here
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⚐ Report//Lodal holds up two rocks, one a shimmery gold beige color, the other one a dark color. Lodal: do you know where the word Muscovite comes from? Class: Moscow Lodal: good. which one would you associate with Russia? Class: the dark one Lodal: NO! Lodal: *whispers* it's russia! there's white people there!