#11681

1515

March 15, 2023, 9:32 a.m.

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Jerry Jing: Sorry, I had something with my first period teacher. O'Donovan: That's...cap. *Class explodes*

#11680

66

March 14, 2023, 1:21 p.m.

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Jing-Ray: "It's a beetle with a rocket in its butt!"

#11679

68

March 14, 2023, 1:14 p.m.

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Stein: Uriel, are you interested in becoming a fish farmer? Uriel: No... Stein: Who here is interested in fish farming? //Nikki tentatively raises her hand but no one else Stein: Nikki is interested in fish farming, and I can see why. Stein, to Uriel: I don't see why you aren't. It's very lucrative and you get to spend time with fish! Uriel: Then why aren't you a fish farmer, Mr. Stein? Stein: I only found out about it later in life. Uriel: It's never too late. Stein: Well, I'm retiring in four years. Maybe then I'll become a fish farmer.

#11678

715

March 14, 2023, 1:03 p.m.

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(In ADSA, learning about boolean algebra) Student: STOP BOOLEAN ME!!!

#11677

1111

March 14, 2023, 1:02 p.m.

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Bosse: I hope you saw in this assignment that people are not always as ethical as they should be, even in the important field of research. Will: Being ethical is for losers. Bosse: ...right.

#11676

1414

March 14, 2023, 10:59 a.m.

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//PD4 Stat Stein: I’ve hung out with middle school boys before Stein: [A girl] smiles at them and they count that as sexually active

#11675

1111

March 14, 2023, 8:47 a.m.

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Schafer: If you're having a presentation, it should have strong meme game! Schafer: Sorry, I had to get that off of my chest.

#11674

88

March 13, 2023, 11:33 p.m.

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//Reading "A Raisin in the Sun" Clay: So Beneatha's going out with Asagai AND George... Stanley: THREESOME

#11673

1111

March 13, 2023, 2:25 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Those shakespearean sonnets, they just talk about love or whatever. That crap doesn’t even exist. We’re taking about math here!

#11672

-814

March 13, 2023, 10:12 a.m.

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John: Blair Bash is so mid...