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#11400

79

Jan. 6, 2023, 7:19 p.m.

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// Discussing scioly logistics O'Donovan: So you can choose who you want to sleep with. O'Donovan: I mean, you can choose who you want to share a room with.

#11399

2020

Jan. 6, 2023, 6:04 p.m.

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Rose: So how can we make a right triangle out of these two collinear segments? Vera: We should do the equal distance thing Rose: You... you mean a circle? The thing where all points are an equal distance from the center? Vera: ...Yes

#11398

66

Jan. 6, 2023, 2:59 p.m.

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Rivkah: Mein Kampf es su Kampf

#11397

810

Jan. 6, 2023, 12:27 p.m.

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O'Donovan: Does it make sense? O'Donovan: No it doesn't. You just gotta roll with it.

#11392

1515

Jan. 6, 2023, 9:51 a.m.

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Carlos: Mr. Stein, did you get a haircut? Stein: I had them all cut.

#11391

66

Jan. 5, 2023, 5:52 p.m.

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Mrs. Hart: A student teacher asked me if they could use the bunsen burners to make s'mores and I said "sure, if you want to poison everybody!" Mrs. Hart: Don't use bunsen burners for roasting marshmallows.

It's because of all the salts left behind from chem teachers doing the flame test.

hart

#11387

1010

Jan. 5, 2023, 11:52 a.m.

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Stein: You guys better win so I get $1000!

#11386

810

Jan. 5, 2023, 8:01 a.m.

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Andy: a little academic dishonesty never hurt anyone.

// mod note: this was sarcastic, I endorse academic integrity

andy

#11385

-26

Jan. 5, 2023, 7:59 a.m.

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Will: Me? yeah, I'm running for the prime minister of Great Britain.

#11384

35

Jan. 5, 2023, 7:52 a.m.

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//Kayden is absent in 2nd Period Isaiah: Are you Kayden me?