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⚐ ReportLodal, watching Michael open a banana the normal way: What are you doing? Opening a banana the wrong way? Michael: what? Lodal: You should open it from the bottom. Once you try it, you'll see it's much easier.
#11347
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⚐ Report// Adding a new paragraph in ExploraVision Jerry Song: Ok, so I'll start it here, is that ok? Sean: Yeah, sounds good. Jerry: *Indents, types "(INSERT THING HERE)" * Jerry: Ok, chess.com! *Opens new tab and types in chess.com*
#11346
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⚐ Report// pd 9 fot Claudio: Your laptop is very suggestive. Madeline: What? Claudio: It looks like a macbook, but it's actually a windows. Madeline: That's not what suggestive means. Claudio: Yes, it is. Madeline: [Rivkah], do you think my laptop is suggestive? Rivkah: Absolutely. Nicole: [Rivkah] would think so either way.
#11343
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⚐ Report//Talking about communism in history class //Mr. Seat puts on a youtube video but there’s an ad with Ryan Reynolds Aria: It’s Ryan Reynolds! Isak: He’s a communist? No wayyyy.
#11342
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⚐ ReportSean: Why does my life suck so much? Andy: Only if you use a straw. Jerry Song: Life is a beverage. You just got slurped!
#11340
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: The architect of the room made sure that whoever taught in this room got plenty of exercise. // Later, talking about the fume hood O'Donovan: If you open it up from both sides, it will jam. O'Donovan: And to fix it, people have to take the fume hood out of the walls. Even the Soviets didn't do stupid things like that. And they're famous for doing stupid things.
#11339
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⚐ Report// O'Donovan is demonstrating a flame test O'Donovan: Here is the rule of O'Donovan's labs: Never do what O'Donovan does.
#11338
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⚐ ReportO’Donovan: Remember I grew up in Georgia. It had its good things. But we did not care about safety. I got degree in chemical engineering, but I never once put on goggles.