#11279

1212

Dec. 6, 2022, 8:30 p.m.

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// Unidentified person plays during rest at orchestra concert Johnny: did you guys happen to hear an anomaly?

#11278

1313

Dec. 6, 2022, 2:22 p.m.

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Rose: ok I will be the alien. Rose: Greetings creatures. I am very intelligent. I don’t know what natural numbers are. I can do fitch style proofs really well.

#11277

33

Dec. 6, 2022, 1:56 p.m.

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*Jerry Song and Andy and both sniffling* Sean: Both of you are sniffing aggressively. Jerry: Gotta get all of the good stuff.

#11276

39

Dec. 6, 2022, 1:51 p.m.

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Sean: My last two braincells: One is going "Why you no doctor?" and the other is singing "Never gonna give you up".

#11275

1010

Dec. 6, 2022, 9:55 a.m.

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// Stein gives really low p-value Stein: I think believing a p-value that low is a mental illness. Stein: If you believe that, you can't get out of bed. Stein: You can't go outside because what if an 18-wheeler rolls over your lawn? Stein: You can't go near a window because what if a meteor hits it?

#11273

57

Dec. 6, 2022, 9:37 a.m.

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// French 3, Madame Kanza is telling us the story of Saint Nicholas, in which a butcher kept kids in his basement Student: So it's like Pizzagate? // Class starts dying Kanza: No, it's not like Pizzagate. This story happened in the Roman Empire. Pizzagate happened now, where we have media. And Pizzagate is for dummies.

#11272

33

Dec. 6, 2022, 8:14 a.m.

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//Students discussing Lagrange multiplier problems. Jerry Song: Problem #7 on the homework is actually pretty trivial. Jerry: Wait, did I even bring my homework today?

#11271

66

Dec. 5, 2022, 5:38 p.m.

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//after Ostrander walks in and doesn't get cake because he didn't prove the FTC Schwartz: If anyone says that you don't need to know calculus -- here's the reason: Schwartz: if you walk into a classroom and you can only have cake if you know the FTC, you can have cake.

#11270

66

Dec. 5, 2022, 2:48 p.m.

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Kaluta: so, what have you guys been eating that you're going to share with me? Kaluta, whispering while threatening them with a wooden block: Mr. Kaluta, would you like some delicious fritos?

#11269

77

Dec. 5, 2022, 2:42 p.m.

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Kaluta: alright, let me find something to throw at you. Kaluta: do you want something that's gonna hurt? Or something to just scare you? *Kaluta throws a block of wood at a talkative section of the class*