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#13219
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⚐ Report//Pd. 4 FOT, Natalie aims the hot glue gun at someone Natalie: I have 2nd admendment rights, bro
#13218
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⚐ ReportJorgensen: that's what happens when the pressure is too high Jorgensen: You guys turn into neodymium magnets
#13217
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Now that Sam is about to go into high school, I can't tell stories about him anymore. Glenn: So no more stories about the pocket worms, beads up the nose, shorts cut into fringes...or the booger wall. Glenn: Both of my kids just had a section of the wall next to their bed where they would put their boogers.
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⚐ ReportArthur: Arlynda! Mrs. Arlynda! Sai: Who's that!? Sai: Wait [Mrs. Jorgensen's] first name is Arlynda? Sai: I didn't know that because I respect her too much! Sai: I only know the first names of teachers I don't respect. Arthur: Like Lodal? Sai: well he gives that information out for free
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⚐ ReportWilliam Roe: Don't [file a bullying or harassment reporting form] William Roe: Or else I will make up something you said and put it on blairbash
#13214
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⚐ ReportGlenn: I am now the mother to a teen. Glenn: Sam turned 13 last Saturday. Glenn: He said "Mom, can I be annoying to you know?" Glenn: So I said "if you are more annoying I will be more embarrassing to you"
#13213
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⚐ ReportYongle: Gun Test? Yongle: Blair should have a gun class Yongle: They gotta train us to be good guys with guns!
#13212
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⚐ ReportEric Zou: I've had Acetone before Eric: It didn't taste that good Eric: superglue tastes marginally better
#13211
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⚐ ReportAndy: What is it called when your lizard dies? Andy: A reptile dysfunction Andy: heh Andy: anyways //Andy slams the door as he leaves the torture chamber