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⚐ ReportLodal: I never get 100% participation. Lodal: I assume it's because some people *die* during the class -- and then their necromancer parents raise them from the dead after class.
#9021
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⚐ ReportRose: What's your favorite class? Don't worry, I won't be offended. Student: Uhh... Mr. Kaluta's class Rose: Because of the class or because Mr. Kaluta's kinda wild? Student: ...Because we don't do much
#9020
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⚐ ReportKirk: That's the weirdest thing I've said all day: my computer got crashed by a high-resolution GIF of french fries.
#9019
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⚐ ReportStudent 1: My grandmother was born in Nebraska! Student 2: Well, I'm sorry for your loss.
#9018
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⚐ Report//chaotic lodal, astro edition "If you're using Fahrenheit or Celsius in any of these problems, you're a clown." //the slideshow literally says "we're using kelvin because we're not clowns" "Mr Donaldson hasn't found how to type lambda, so he's typing wl on his presentations. I think he's embarrassed about that." "Hey, this is some quality subbing. What were you expecting, 100% accuracy?" "I'm not taking responsibility for these calculations. If they're wrong, I'm blaming Mr Donaldson."
#9017
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⚐ Report//lodal is subbing for astro Lodal [in an old timey voice]: Hello, hello Cleveland!! Lodal: you're not going to get that reference, and I'm okay with that.
#9016
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⚐ ReportDavid Attenborough: The orchid's mimicry is so convincing and enticing, that sometimes a flower will attract a whole scrum of sex-crazed [wasp] suitors. //Documentary cuts to wasp orgy Charlotte: It's like the stairwells at Blair
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⚐ ReportGarrett: if it looks like a duck and smells like a duck, it's probably a horny flower
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⚐ Report//Ento Duval (to her daughter, Alice): What do we call ketchup in this house? Alice: The blood of innocent tomatoes. Duval: That's right, and it goes well with everything.