#10990

2222

Oct. 14, 2022, 9:39 p.m.

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Rivkah: Dr. Delaney, what body system is the bladder in? Delaney: You mean the renal system? That would be the kidneys, bladder, urethra... other parts after that... Nicole: Toilet? Delaney: I'm not sure about that one.

#10989

2222

Oct. 14, 2022, 3:42 p.m.

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//in hallway ninth period walking outside as a class.. everyone was supposed to be quiet Street: SHUT UP. WILL YOU GUYS JUST SHUT UP some random student in the hall: That's not very nice language sir Street: well life isn't fair Half the class: *starts laughing uncontrollably*

#10988

1616

Oct. 14, 2022, 3:28 p.m.

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// Talking about college admissions Ostrander: It's not "you didn't get in because someone else did." Ostrander: You don't get in because they don't like you.

#10987

1010

Oct. 14, 2022, 3:27 p.m.

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// Anderson is writing about eating pie on the board Anderson: So whatever’s in my colon— Anderson: That sounded bad

#10986

99

Oct. 14, 2022, 3:18 p.m.

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//p9 fot Colby: Solomon would you consider yourself Armand's friend? Solomon: I'm his enemy Colby: Great, Armand, steal Solomon's blood

#10985

13

Oct. 14, 2022, 3:07 p.m.

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Schwartz to a student: What’s that on your water bottle? Schwartz: It looks like a red painted ear of corn.

#10984

33

Oct. 14, 2022, 2:50 p.m.

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Schwartz: This is a math joke, which means it won’t be funny.

#10983

1717

Oct. 14, 2022, 1:30 p.m.

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// Sahu is subbing for Kaluta Sahu: Are you guys taking orgo? Sahu: If you ask your orgo teacher why people bop their heads to music, she'll say "resonance".

#10982

-35

Oct. 14, 2022, 1:07 p.m.

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Stephen Chen: You can't topography without pogr!

#10981

88

Oct. 14, 2022, 9:46 a.m.

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Stein: Who here is interested in fish farming? *Natalia shakes her head* Stein: So Natalia is interested in being a fish farmer. Stein: And she is looking at two brands of fish food called "Big Sal" and "Salmonella."