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#4051

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March 20, 2012, 2:22 p.m.

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//Envirothon training, talking about non-point source pollution Envirothon trainer: Why do we need to build sidewalks so wide? Richard Chen: Obesity?

#4049

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March 19, 2012, 12:03 p.m.

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Donaldson: I was a virgin once.

In Origins of Science we were discussing ethical relativism, and the utilitarian aspects of sacrificing virgin women in the Aztec empire.

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#4048

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March 19, 2012, 11:52 a.m.

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Henok: So they're hitting on each other? Gross: It's called love letters.

#4047

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March 17, 2012, 7:02 p.m.

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// A student is trying to bring a box into room 319. Pham is standing in the doorway. Pham: Is that for me? Student: No... Pham: Is it cake? Student: No... Pham: Then it no come in here. Student: Why do you want cake? We gave you pie yesterday. Pham: Yesterday was pie day. Today is cake day!

#4046

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March 16, 2012, 7:08 p.m.

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Teacher: When Stein and I were still married...

#4045

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March 16, 2012, 5:05 p.m.

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Schafer: So I came home yesterday all ready to watch Community...then my wife made me look over a poster she had to present today, and I was just like "Aww" Kathryn Waychoff: That's what my brother asked me yesterday, and I said no. Schafer: But who did you say no to? Waychoff: My brother. Schafer: Who would I have said no to? Waychoff: Your wife. Schafer: See that's the difference. Waychoff: Come on Mr. Schafer, stand up for yourself! Wear the pants in the relationship!

#4044

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March 16, 2012, 2:52 p.m.

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Schafer: I was thinking about these brownies, but I don't think I should. Devin: YOU SHOULD! THEY'RE GREAT! Schafer: Now I want them even less.

#4043

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March 16, 2012, 12:59 p.m.

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Fowler: Has anyone seen David Kaufman? Or Philip? Student: I heard they're with Mr. Pham. Student 2: Mr. Fowler! You can't let them walk all over you like that! Fowler: Oh I know, I can't let David intimidate me with his muscles.

#4042

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March 16, 2012, 8:36 a.m.

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Harrison: What's a mechanical psychotic squirrel? It sounds delicious!

#4041

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March 16, 2012, 1:30 a.m.

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Mr. Ostrander: I can't believe there's someone stupider at cards than Chunwoo.