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⚐ ReportGiles: I will pay someone five dollars to have a conversation with Jack Phoebus while I run away.
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⚐ Report// Mr. Bustillos is talking about bullies, and how he always got beat up as a kid. //A random teacher enters Mr. Bustillos: Did you get beat up as a kid? Random Teacher: Nah...(shakes head) Mr. Bustillos: (suprised) Really? I thought all boys got beat up. Was it just me? //He turns to other teacher Mr. Bustillos: Did you? Other Random Teacher: Not really... //Mr. Bustillos then asks all the guys in the class if they've been beat up. They all say no Mr. Bustillos: Landon? Landon: Psh, I'm a basketball player. I'm the one doing the beating.
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⚐ Report//Talking about how religion starts wars in US History Thornton: You see, you can't argue about somebody's religion, it's like their belief. You can't prove or disprove their beliefs. It's not like science. Student: Can you give us an example? Like miracles or something? Thornton: You mean like a mother lifting a car to get her child. She's able to do that because she believes God gave her the will and strength to lift the car. Eric Neyman: What type of religion has cars in it?
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⚐ Report//Pham talking about Blair's loss to State College at Ocean Science Bowl. Stein walks in. Stein: How did you lose to State College? Pham: What? They're smart. Stein: No. They're from Pennsylvania. Pham: Which means they're smart. Stein: No. No. No....Up there, they do fracking to get natural gas. This puts stuff in their water that makes them, like, crazy....
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⚐ Report//Programing Knights Tour for ADSB //It's a week into programing with 2 weeks left. Evan F: Why does none of my program work? Patrick: You have way too many methods, you should scrap it! Lele, doesn't he have too many methods? Lele: Yeah. Patrick: Clare, doesn't Evan have too many methods? Clare: Yes. Patrick: Mr. Fauntroy do you think he should start over? If you print it out, it'd be like 8 pages long! Mr. Fauntroy: Wait, does it work? Evan: It prints out the board Patrick: But it doesn't do any moves. Mr. Fauntroy: I can do that with three lines! //Later Evan: I found the problem! I need more methods!
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⚐ Report//Over the loud speaker in Foundations of Art Voice from above: Sorry to interrupt, is...uh...wait who was it again? <to another person on the loud speaker>: HEY WHO WAS I CALLING FOR AGAIN? The other voice: You were calling someone? Voice from above: YEA. (Long pause) Oh can [Student] please come to the office. Sorry for the short interruption Teacher: She's absent. Voice from above: ...
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⚐ ReportSchafer: We used to take our teacher's floppies and wave magnets over them. Then he'd be like "I'm sorry but I lost all your grades." And we'd be like "Damn shame."