#13103

35

Feb. 20, 2024, 4 p.m.

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//Schwartz holds up/examines a mysterious dark solid object, wrapped in transparent plastic, maybe 5 cm in diameter Jacen: Can you eat it? Schwartz: No! ... but good question.

#12469

1212

Nov. 6, 2023, 3:02 p.m.

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// Jacen is struggling with the blinds Bosse: I love watching students work the blinds. They don't make blinds like those anymore.

#12409

44

Oct. 27, 2023, 9:26 a.m.

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// 9:25 Jacen: where is everybody? what the hell? Niklas: the bell hasn’t rung yet

#12085

55

Sept. 8, 2023, 3:14 p.m.

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Ostrander: Now, if you have friends that are really close, that will do this... *Ostrander closes Jacen's computer* Ostrander: ...tell their friends to not be working on other things while I'm talking.

#11140

88

Nov. 12, 2022, 1:56 p.m.

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Albert: How do you say “go” in Mandarin? Jacen: 去? (Read as qù) Albert: You can 去 on deez nuts!

#10892

66

Sept. 29, 2022, 1:19 p.m.

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Dr. Brabazon: Jamie Raskin is calling me right now! Jacen: He wants your money!

#10803

3032

Sept. 12, 2022, 7:47 p.m.

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//Group activity in AP Lang where we had to rank objects by importance in order to survive Jacen (sarcastically): Whiskey is obviously the most important Raun: Actually you have a point. It's good for morale

#10629

1313

May 28, 2022, 9:03 p.m.

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Leela’s dad: I have $1000 in cash, I feel like a drug dealer. Leela: My dad’s a drug dealer? Jacen: How else are you gonna pay for college?

#10398

1414

April 4, 2022, 12:19 p.m.

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Andy: Jacen's the type of guy to get senioritis in middle school.

#10345

-26

March 24, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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//Jacen presents an excerpt of his L'Hôpital project story Schwartz: Any questions? Stephen: Why? Jacen: Amogus.