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April 11, 2024, 2:26 p.m.

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Jonathan Mitchum: I feel the strength of this black male

#12822

55

Jan. 4, 2024, 4:11 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, january 4 "Katz, you need to stop making that joke. It should be your New Year's resolution. ... Why? Eh, maybe it's just a me thing." "You all haven't memorised the first book of Euclid like I have." "Katz, in september, on your first day of college, you should go to the professor after class and find something they did wrong to scream at them about. ... It's a good way to establish dominance." "Can I put Jonathan Fan in a phone bin?" "[Hilbert] did something different ... because he's Hilbert." "Don't zone out or get bored! Well, I can't stop you from getting bored."

#12484

117

Nov. 8, 2023, 1:47 p.m.

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Andy Ying: Jonathan Mitchum is Schafer Jr.

#12477

313

Nov. 8, 2023, 10:39 a.m.

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Adithi: what way is the long way? Jonathan: it's the way that is not short Jonathan: so the not Veena way. Adithi: Veena is... tall. Jonathan: you're in denial Adithi: i'm not in south sudan.

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911

Oct. 31, 2023, 9:36 a.m.

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Jonathan: Eric Yang, Destroyer of Blairbash

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Oct. 29, 2023, 2:18 p.m.

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Jonathan: Ethanol is the solution to literally anything. Jonathan: Depression? Just drink it! Jonathan: Need to start a fire? Just burn it!

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1111

Oct. 17, 2023, 3:16 p.m.

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Mitchum, Jonathan A (Student): 1. Dual federalism was an era of federalism where the lines of the power of the federal and state governments were broadly defined. Hua, Ethan Y (Student): Hey, those lines of power aren't broad, they're just horizontally gifted. Jonathan: Hey bud, you are just salty because you are vertically challenged. Ethan: Hey, pal, you must have the height of a saltine cracker, and the intelligence of one too. Jonathan: Hey sport, you are shorter that a brick, wider than a brick, dumber than a brick, soft as a brick, red as a brick, hairless as a brick, weak as a brick, and slower than a brick. Ethan: Hey, tank, projecting much? (megamind with hair, bottom text says "no hair?") Jonathan: You are so unpopular, I bet you work at College Board. Ethan: Hey, broski, show me your friends. I've got plenty. (megamind with no hair, top text says "no friends?")

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88

Oct. 17, 2023, 11:24 a.m.

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Jonathan: Maybe you put it in brownies Veena: Like weed and Kele

#12229

24

Oct. 2, 2023, 10:36 a.m.

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Jonathan Mitchum: China is like an autoimmune disorder

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Sept. 21, 2023, 3:27 p.m.

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Jonathan: I will bo your man Jeffrey: I will man your bo Jeffrey: mine is better Jeffrey: I will blow your man Jonathan: What??? Jeffrey: Can I blow your man? Jeffrey: I want to blow every man