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#13403

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Aug. 27, 2024, 11:40 a.m.

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Horne: If I'm absent one day and you have a substitute teacher who is on the incompetent end of things...

#13257

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April 4, 2024, 7:59 a.m.

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Sub: Now don't move I need to make sure you didn't bring any friends. Sub: will you count the number of ki... bodies Daphne: Bodies is crazy

#13256

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April 4, 2024, 7:52 a.m.

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// Sub is calling people by their last name Sub: He? Tyler: here Sub: Is "She" here then?

#12785

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Dec. 20, 2023, 12:18 p.m.

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//Eva is wearing Nathan’s Santa hat.The substitute is taking attendance. Substitute, to Eva: Nice hat! I see you're in the holiday spirit. Nathan: For the record, it’s mine Substitute, to Nathan: So you’re the one with the hoe-hoe-hoes.

#12353

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Oct. 19, 2023, 12:10 p.m.

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Sub: Chloe? /t͡ʃʊɫ/

how? //mod note: close to pseudo-English "chull"

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#10775

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Sept. 8, 2022, 7:43 a.m.

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Unidentified Staff: Mr Street, what are you doing here? I thought you retired. Street: I came back as a long-term sub ... for myself.

#10613

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May 24, 2022, 2:57 p.m.

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Sudhish: So she (Sra. Cuadrado) isn't going to be here for the rest of the week? Sub: Yeah. Sudhish: Let's goooooo!!! Sub: I'll put a star next to your name!

#9712

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Jan. 6, 2022, 10:13 a.m.

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//Roberts is gone Sub: I’ve taught the kids which ends to blow in! *Half of the orchestra in hysterics* // Later Sub: I need a male volunteer because I am not allowed to have a female student alone in the office with me.

#9417

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Nov. 22, 2021, 10:54 a.m.

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//sub for foster pd 6 adsb sub: “whatever is the case, i want you to know that i love you all and all i want for you guys is success.” sub: “you are all my friends. i want to be your friend.”

#8464

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Jan. 17, 2020, 6:33 p.m.

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//Substitute in pd. 9 comp meth is taking attendance, James isn't there Peter: I think James is in the bathroom. Sub: Then James is present when he comes back. He is not here so he's absent. I will mark him present when he is here. //Later, Gautom walks in to pick up something he printed Sub: Are you James? Gautom: Uh, yes. *walks into lab* //Sub is about to mark attendance, but people in the corner are laughing Sub: Was that James? I don't think that was James. You know how I know? Because you're all laughing. I know that wasn't James. //Nobody really says anything, just laughing Sub: Who is James? Is he the class president? Why do you all try to say he's here when he isn't? James is absent. //Even later, James actually walks in and goes to the sub to tell him he's here Sub: Show me your ID. James: *confused* Sub: I need to see ID to know you are James. You have a school ID? James: *gets his ID out of his backpack and shows it to the sub* Sub: James.. James Park. Okay. *marks attendance* //James goes into the lab, everyone is laughing Sub: I knew it wasn't James because you were laughing. Why do you all try to get James marked present?