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#2167

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Sept. 21, 2010, 4:32 p.m.

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Gibi: Human beings are basically rats. They just have a larger volume.

#2119

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Sept. 16, 2010, 7:20 p.m.

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Pham: What are you doing? Gibi: I'm not doing anything! Pham: That's a problem!

#2113

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Sept. 15, 2010, 10 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: You have a million dolla'. You see a dolla' bill on the street. Do you pick it up? Kathryn Waychoff: Yes! It's littering! (Laughter.) Mr. Pham: No! Gibi: You could buy a soda for that, or give it to a Jewish person and make him really happy! (Uproarious laughter.)

Another one of Pham's supposedly-relevant hypothetical situations, this time in Mod Sim. I believe the moral was that if you add really big floating point numbers to really small floating point numbers on a computer, there may not be enough significant digits for the small number to even register.

million, waychoff, gibi, pham, dollar

#2080

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Sept. 7, 2010, 9:19 p.m.

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Pham: I have ring with 2.3 karat diamond, it GIA certified and everything. It cost six thousand dollars. Lisa: I could buy so much ramen with that! Gibi: You could buy a lot of rice with that, too. Pham: Ramen is not rice! You know that, right? Gibi think the ramen is rice!

#2019

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Aug. 8, 2010, 5:44 p.m.

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Gibi: You do it in a ball mill. Do you know what a ball mill is? Amanda: What's a ball mill? Lev: It's a mill for balls. Teresa: Like amanda?

#1952

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May 25, 2010, 12:52 p.m.

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Gibi: Just cuz you're doing it with your feet doesn't make it less illegal!

#1947

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May 23, 2010, 8:56 p.m.

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Matt Bernstein: You won't think I'm violating you by the time I'm done with you! Gibi: ... Abby: Don't *ever* say that sentence again.

#1944

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May 23, 2010, 2:09 p.m.

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// after prom Tyler: I don't think I have grinded on Rachel that much in my entire life. Gibi: Yeah, me neither. Theresa: Yup, same here.

This was after prom, where Rachel was grinding on random people for fractions of a second each

prom, theresa, tyler, gibi

#1889

77

May 6, 2010, 4:29 p.m.

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Hammond: So, who next year will be our local sysop mail expert? (Glares at Gibi) Gibi: Uh, okay, I'll be the mail expert next year. Alex C-G: Oh, and I can be the female expert! Hammond: Don't worry, Alex, no chance of that. Everyone: *headdesk*

during a sysop meeting, talking about how next year no one will know how the mail system works (btw mail sounds like male)

hammond, acg, sysop, gibi

#1760

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April 9, 2010, 1:53 p.m.

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Nilay, to Gibi: You look like a dinosaur. Gibi, to Gross: They're verbally harassing me! Gross: You're harassing them by how you look.