#10291

1010

March 16, 2022, 5:29 p.m.

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Roberts: Half the class is getting As, and half the class is getting Es. Roberts: We need that to change. We need to have everyone get an A. Hui: Or have everyone get an E.

#10260

1010

March 14, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Will: My parents told me if I didn't get all As, I'd have to work in a coal mine.

#9513

1111

Dec. 3, 2021, 3:09 p.m.

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Lodal: I can't believe people care about grades!

#8886

1717

Jan. 12, 2021, 11:51 a.m.

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Street: Make your checks out to Mr. Street's Caribbean Vacation Fund, and then I might change your grade based on how much you give Street: That's a joke Street: Don't go telling your parents I'm trying to get bribes

#8703

-13

Oct. 29, 2020, 11:16 a.m.

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Kirk: Be a nice person to ... the reader. Kirk: Because that reader has power. Kirk: It's me -- who grades. // Later Kirk: Everyone do crazy math in your head.

#8624

2323

Sept. 29, 2020, 5:41 p.m.

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Street: Friday is an early release day, so we can formulate bad news for your parents about your grades.

#7921

-123

Feb. 6, 2019, 9:25 a.m.

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//report cards in homeroom Student: I'm sorry, I'm not Asian... I'm C-sian.

#6667

1212

Sept. 27, 2017, 7:28 p.m.

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Street: So I take out my red pen and ... //he makes farting noises while grinning evilly Street: Minus LOTS! //rubs hands together maliciously Street: And then my wife is like "Why are you so happy?" And then I say to her, "Oh, you just don't know."

#5949

66

June 7, 2016, 12:05 a.m.

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Rohit: Is the exam going to be a double digit number of pages like the first semester exam? Piper: Of course it is! Simon: I really hope my grade on it will be in the double digits too.

#5026

713

June 14, 2014, 3:02 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose's Gmail status at 3 pm on the Saturday after the last day of school (6/14/14). School had ended on Thursday 6/12/14. Status: Functions... stop harrassing me. I have until 3pm on Monday.