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#5693

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Dec. 13, 2015, 6:24 p.m.

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//Comparative Religion with Whitacre //He's talking about the movie "Jesus Camp" (went something like this) Whitacre: There's this lady who runs a camp that indoctrinates little kids. And she says that in the Middle East, the Muslim kids are learning to fight, and they're so committed to their religion, and she wants Christian kids to be just as committed. Seems like she should be--but I digress.

#5269

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Nov. 19, 2014, 2:17 p.m.

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Duval: He ignored your call for jesus

Naeem missed the field trip and didnt pick up when called because he was watching a movie about jesus in class

naeem, marine, bio, duval, jesus

#4124

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May 4, 2012, 8:58 a.m.

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Mike: If I didn't write that book report, Jesus Christ would be alive!

#3257

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April 25, 2011, 5:27 p.m.

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Rajan: Wolfram Alpha is never wrong. It's Jesus.

#3121

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March 21, 2011, 6:13 p.m.

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//during Comparative Religion, a student asks a question about Christian orthodoxy Whitacre: Remember, Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're pretty much a waste.

#3091

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March 16, 2011, 12:59 p.m.

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Reckson: Isn't Jesus a zombie?

#3037

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March 6, 2011, 9:19 a.m.

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Shirley (mimicking teacher): You can write a program that draws a picture of a flower, and you can label the stamen, and the stigmata...

#2838

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Jan. 25, 2011, 3:11 p.m.

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Ms. O'Connor: They whacked the bejeezus out of the virgin mary.

#2644

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Dec. 7, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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Moose: Jesus Christ! ...excuse my French.

#1353

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Jan. 18, 2010, 9:28 p.m.

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Swaney: I just ran into a student of mine from last year in the SAC. He said, "Swaney, are you trying to go all Jesus on me?"