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#3912
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⚐ Report//Going to POE for the first time Patrick Shan: This class is going to be loafity loaf loaf. Kaluta: Alright guys! Take out a paper and pencil, we're taking notes today!
#3886
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⚐ ReportMr. Rose: Patrick, that isn't a parabola. Patrick Shan: It isn't? //Mr. Rose points to e = 4/5
#3823
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⚐ ReportLodal: Yeah, this English guy came up with this theory. This Scottish guy... Patrick Shan: When he wasn't drunk. Lodal: Came up with this theory.
#3758
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⚐ Report//Debate meet Patrick Shan: So we had the most boring crossfire, like, ever. At one point, the guy was like "I don't have any questions for you. Do you have any questions for me?" and I was like "No, I don't." And we just sat there and looked bored.
#3729
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⚐ Report//grading AP NSL essays on the AP scale of 6 Student: Can I subtract points based on grammar and mechanics? Patrick Shan: BAD GRAMMAR! 20 points! Jamie: Grading it ROSE style!
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⚐ Report//Doing graphs Patrick Shan: Mr. Rose! is this correct? //Mr. Rose looks at Patrick's paper, nodding his head Rose: You see Patrick, the thing with you is that you always have the right idea, it's just... everything else is wrong...I should give your parents a call.
#3383
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⚐ ReportMr. Pham: What your name again? Patrick Shan: Patrick. Mr. Pham: OH! You and TC I will never forget. //Later Patrick Shan: I'm such a good student, Mr. Pham says he will never forget my name!
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⚐ Report//Sadie gives Patrick some jell-o Patrick: JIGGLING GOODNESS!! Lily: That's what he said.
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⚐ Report//In R&E, discussing movie about someone who got his arm trapped under a boulder in Africa Templin: So, he had a girlfriend that he was going to meet that night, and we can only imagine her surprise when several days later he was in the news for having cut his arm off. Patrick: Hey Amy, if I cut my arm off, would you go out with me?