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#12468

79

Nov. 6, 2023, 2:43 p.m.

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In darkness humans only see in shades of gray, as you all know because you're alive! - Woodward

to be a garden snail would be a very sad thing, for so many reasons...

woodward

#12411

1212

Oct. 27, 2023, 10:14 a.m.

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Woodward: if you have a crush on someone, it takes a lot of energy to stay away from them Woodward: you're gonna try to meet them, bump into them, etc. Woodward: as you get closer, and closer to the person you have a crush on, you're gonna be releasing energy.

#12404

55

Oct. 26, 2023, 2:45 p.m.

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Woodward: So TV is good for you... *Class giggles* Woodward: ...if you have a corpus callosum injury! *Silence*

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7360258/ Xiao-li Wu et al (2020), figure 2: "The patient wrote sentences spontaneously after watching television."

neuro, woodward

#12403

1111

Oct. 26, 2023, 1:54 p.m.

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woodward: have you ever had a crush Oliver: *shouts*Eric Ma Woodward: well imagine your crush is.. //points to the nucleus of te atom Woodward: and you are the electron Woodward: well the farther you are from them the more energy It takes

#12351

1212

Oct. 19, 2023, 9:47 a.m.

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Woodward: Dr. Delaney is a man with a beard, and teaches like 8 different subjects Woodward: Ms. Glenn does not have a beard

#12322

55

Oct. 17, 2023, 10:06 a.m.

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Woodward: because if you put your big greasy fingerprints on the slide then that's all you will see.

#12237

1010

Oct. 3, 2023, 11:53 a.m.

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Woodward: MCPS thinks this is a naughty picture for some reason

she tried to open a picture of a cactus. (it was on reddit)

woodward, bio

#12145

66

Sept. 18, 2023, 10:24 a.m.

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Woodward: even if Emily gets the common cold from Nahom, Emily: *fake sneezes* Woodward: that doesn't mean that the common cold is zoonotic even though [Emily and Nahom are] both animals.

#12074

46

Sept. 7, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Woodward: Next time, when you're eating delicious garlic, you can think of tumours, and get appetised.

#12050

88

Sept. 5, 2023, 8:01 a.m.

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Woodward: so once my coworker told me a story Woodward: you know agar right? *class nods and responds in agreement* Woodward: once he was doing a lab with the agar, and a student asked if he could eat it Woodward: so he sarcastically says "yes" Woodward: then THREE kids ate the agar Woodward: They all had to be rushed to the hospital Woodward: I've learned from that to not be sarcastic about serious things.