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Jan. 3, 2012, 8:07 p.m.

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//During Pd. 1 English Gibboney Gibboney: Hey guys, so my new year's resolution this year is to get off of coffee, so if I'm a little crazier than usual today, it's because of the coffee. Carson: Oh no, don't try getting off of coffee. Gibboney: Why? Carson: The last time my mom tried getting off of coffee, she punched our kitchen door and it broke.

#3675

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Oct. 13, 2011, 10:49 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: Well class, I don't have a Promethean board in my room. I guess MCPS must have run out of funding. Joel: But the health teacher has one!

#3549

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Sept. 13, 2011, 6:08 p.m.

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Clay: You know what it's called when you just start writing without doing a prewrite first? It's called vomiting onto the page.

#3485

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Aug. 31, 2011, 4:48 p.m.

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//Talking about Summer Reading in English Class Teacher: You know that list was just some suggestions; you didn't have to choose from that list. Ashu: My dad made me read all the books on the list.

#3214

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April 11, 2011, 4:27 p.m.

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Porac: I hated the "thee, thou" crap. Who was that guy? Oh yeah, Shakespeare. I read the Cliff's Notes, and that was still the only time I almost took drugs in high school.

#3010

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Feb. 28, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//Period 9 English 9 //Mr. Clay writes: How you know you are in an English class with a bunch of Math and Science enthusiasts? "O, speak, speak again bright angle!" Clay: So many people wrote that in their English Homework. Student: (softly) Hmm...I wrote "O, speak, speak again right angle"...stupid typos...

#2961

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Feb. 21, 2011, 7:36 p.m.

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//overheard during Honors English 12 Student 1: You're a idiot. Student 2: Your face is ugly. Student 1: Oh yeah? Student 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Student 1: Fuck you man. Student 2: No, fuck you! Student 1: Dawg, I'm high. //back-and-forth continues for the rest of the period

#2840

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Jan. 25, 2011, 5:29 p.m.

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//In English class, Ms. O'Dell asks the class if they've read Shakespeare before. Most of the students raise their hands. Goldburg: You've never read Shakespeare, Scarano? You're a little liar! That's why you don't get a first name.

#2792

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Jan. 16, 2011, 6:12 p.m.

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//Stelzner is a huge Mets fan Student 1: What's alliteration? Stelzner: It's when you're repeating a consonant. You know, like, uhh, 'Sally sells seashells.' Student 2: That was terrible! Mr. Stelzner, you're the Mets of alliteration!

#2659

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Dec. 12, 2010, 5 p.m.

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//commenting on the English 12A curriculum, which includes existentialism, nihilism, absurdism, and Hamlet Stelzner: I don't know why they keep pushing suicide into seniors...everything goes back to suicide. Student: Do they want us to die?