#11208

68

Nov. 21, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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Schwartz: Glitter gets everywhere. Once you are contaminated with glitter, you can't remove it. Schwartz: If I receive a card with glitter, I'll open it outside my house, and read it, and put it away outside my house. Andy: Let's all send Schwartz glitter cards! Schwartz: No. Andy: Glitter cards with spiders in them. Schwartz: Definitely no!

#11205

1616

Nov. 21, 2022, 9:18 a.m.

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Stein(out of nowhere): It's like pornography. *Class goes silent* Stein: Do you know that supreme court case? I thought you guys studied it in NSL. Andy and Victor(simultaneously): Not that case... Stein: The Supreme Court basically said that they can't define pornography, but they know it when they see it.

#11193

1010

Nov. 17, 2022, 1:45 p.m.

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// Exploravision Sean: Jerry is blaming his lack of productivity on Andy(Andy is sleeping). Sean: Andy is blaming his lack of productivity on me. Jerry Song: Do it Sean, complete the cycle!

#11168

-313

Nov. 16, 2022, 10:31 a.m.

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Andy: Mr. Stein, I remember Kirk saying something about how you are always adequate. Stein: I am always adequate. Jerry Song: Hi always adequate.

#11165

57

Nov. 15, 2022, 5:26 p.m.

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Schwartz, struggling to hold objects for a visual: If I have enough hands for this -- well, I'm not changing the number of hands I have. Schwartz, later: This was easier when I could use my teeth. Andy: Imagine him saying that 40 years from now.

#11156

19

Nov. 15, 2022, 8:09 a.m.

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Jerry: Andy, what's chattel slavery? Andy: Chattel slavery is just "hippity hoppity you're now my property" Jerry: Ok, what are the Columbian exchange impacts on the western hemisphere? Andy: STDs.

#11142

-37

Nov. 14, 2022, 8:53 a.m.

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// Discussing the tempest Tinsley: So Ariel was groaning for 12 years. That’s a lot of torment. Andy: 12 years of torment? Sounds like education. Victor: But it’s not just limited to 12 years.

#11137

1214

Nov. 11, 2022, 12:30 p.m.

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O'Donovan: Andy I have to earn my paycheck. O'Donovan: If you don't [need] me, then the school will fire me.

#11133

48

Nov. 10, 2022, 6:38 p.m.

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Andy: I was dying in FoT today. Katz: No, you were Andy. Andy: I've been dad-joked by Sean enough today; I don't need any more. Schwartz: Hi, Already Dad-joked by Sean Enough.

#11128

48

Nov. 10, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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// Exploravision Sean: Have you started doing notes yet? Andy: In terms of notes, I have no notes. Jerry Song: What are notes?