#9724

1515

Jan. 10, 2022, 2:19 p.m.

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// SRP Presentations John Kim: Uhhh...This is an integral symbol. Ignore that. John: You know light is a photon, and photons are bosons! What are fermions, electrons are fermions! John: Alright, you know everything about quantum mechanics!

#9723

1616

Jan. 10, 2022, 1:13 p.m.

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// Talking about cell campaign project Duval: If you guys are done, there are a lot of other things we can do you know? Evan(whispering): Like actually learning biology?

#9718

1616

Jan. 6, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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Duval: Did you just ask if someone has heard of Reddit? Carlos: ... yeah, just making sure they know. Duval: Have you heard of Netflix? It's this great streaming service! ... Have you heard of Google? Carlos: No, I only use Bing.

#9717

46

Jan. 6, 2022, 4:24 p.m.

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//chaotic duval anthology, january 6 "I thought you were just staring at me like 'okay, crazy lady.' And I'd be like 'dang, Colby! Fine! I'll just stare back at you like that.'" "I'm a pretty decent eavesdropper while I'm talking, too." "I don't want to go back to looking at a black screen with white names. Don't make me teach into the void!" "If you don't have pets -- just go outside and show us a squirrel." "Show me a parrot -- or a sibling. I don't care." "Your parents will *love* it if you walk in with your laptop and say 'pssst! It's my mom!'" "Who are the two scientists who discovered the structure of Watson and Crick?"

#9716

88

Jan. 6, 2022, 4:19 p.m.

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//Duval visits Analysis 1 Duval: My laundry room flooded yesterday. It was a bad day -- but it flooded because of me, and not a major plumbing issue. Schwartz: That's good! //later Duval: I missed you guys -- the ones I know. ... The ones I don't know, I still miss you -- I just don't know you. //later Schwartz: What line has a constant x-value? //Duval has no answer, Schwartz makes vertical gestures Duval: ... vertical? Schwartz: Round of appluase, everyone! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#9715

1717

Jan. 6, 2022, 1:57 p.m.

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Duval: We're moving into cells. Andy: You're locking us up? *Entire class laughs* Duval: Yes.

#9706

44

Jan. 6, 2022, 8:53 a.m.

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//Duval has entered the room to drop off her keys. Schwartz: What type of line has a constant x value? Duval: Uhhh... vertical? Schwartz: Round of applause! Class: *applause*

#9658

1010

Dec. 19, 2021, 10:31 p.m.

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// Analysis 1 video Schwartz: A southern partygoer and says to their neighbor(in a southern accent) "soooooo, where y'all from?" Schwartz: And the northerner looks back and says "well I am from a place where we have learned to not end our sentences in prepositions." Schwartz: And the southerner looks up for a second, thinks, and kinda nods and says(in heavy southern accent again) "aye, so where y'all from, JERK?" Schwartz: So that's the joke. The real point was to give you time for this(points to paper). Anyways- // Later Schwartz: And keeping with that joke, by the way, at some point talk to Duval about what "bless your heart" means.

#9654

3030

Dec. 17, 2021, 2:55 p.m.

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//Students came to our bio class telling everyone to go to stem arts night, the unnamed student was in that group. Student: You should go to stem arts night Diego: I had a dream about stem arts night Student: Then you should definitely go! Diego: It was a nightmare Student: oh

#9646

812

Dec. 16, 2021, 4:55 p.m.

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Duval: Then I got to listen to Andy complain about body aches the whole time. That was fun! //students appear to doubt her claims Duval: Did you complain about body aches, Andy? Andy: I complained about shin and ankle aches. Duval: And is that part of your ... body? Andy: ... sure.