#10228

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March 10, 2022, 10:30 a.m.

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Jeremy: Why do the chickens eat their own poop? Duval: Why not? Jacen: Why don't you eat your poop? //later Duval: Generally, I would advise against eating your poop.

#9993

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Feb. 15, 2022, 2:25 p.m.

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Duval: Oh hey look it's Dr. Delaney! // Entire class erupts in applause* // Delaney instantly leaves

#9904

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Feb. 3, 2022, 1:47 p.m.

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Duval: What would happen if instead of lactic acid, humans produced ethanol after working out?

#9903

917

Feb. 3, 2022, 1:22 p.m.

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Duval: Time to make kimchi! // Later Duval: What do students get to do? Massage. Duval: When I had to brine it I didn’t use Blair water. // Duval passes around bag of kimchi paste Duval: You can smell it through your mask Johnny. (Johnny can’t smell it) Duval: Ok you have no sense of smell // later, Ace visibly frozen in disgust as duval prepares kimchi Duval: Talk to me ace! Talk to me!!! // Later, students are making kimchi Andy(While mashing kimchi): Someone be the designated Blairbasher! Duval: Andy that’s your priority? // Johnny starts punching the kimchi into the jar Duval: Yes Johnny, take out that frustration! Whatever’s making you do that, I feel so sorry for you.

#9896

1111

Feb. 3, 2022, 9:32 a.m.

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//talking about the crochet box jellyfish sitting on the projector duval: it’s not hanging from the ceiling jacen. does it look like it’s hanging from the ceiling? duval: you see this thing called the bubble of ignorance? i like living in it. duval: plausible deniability is a lovely thing.

#9874

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Jan. 31, 2022, 2:29 p.m.

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// Duval is throwing carrots to students Student: Can we throw it back at you? Duval: No! The reason why I can throw it at you is because you know that it's coming. Duval(To a student): I'm so sorry for that time when I tried to hit Sudhish on purpose, but I hit you with a bottle cap instead.

#9872

1111

Jan. 31, 2022, 1:21 p.m.

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Duval: I'm older than 30. Duval: But I'll stay in my bubble of ignorance and take that as a compliment, thank you Johnny!

#9869

46

Jan. 31, 2022, 1:16 p.m.

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Duval: There is this place called "my bubble of ignorance" and I like to live in it. Duval: Because if I know about something, I have to do something. // Later, Duval takes out a flask of liquid with red color Duval: What is this? Student: Urine! Duval: If your urine looks like this, you might want to seek medical help. Now that we've ruled out urine, what else could this be. // Later Duval: Now if we were to put the dialysis tube into this beaker of not urine. // Duval: Now if I put the iodine in, what will turn blue? Jerry Song(under his breath): Your face.

#9810

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Jan. 25, 2022, 1:36 p.m.

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Jerry Song: A cell its like a country. Jerry Song: It's got borders, it's got ports. Jerry Song: It's got slave workers... .

#9808

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Jan. 25, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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Andy: Why does Nurse Joy say "Hope to see you again" at the Pokécenter? Duval: She's sadistic.