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⚐ ReportEric: Are you a liberal, Jason? Jason Yao: No. I told you I'm a faith and flag conservative. Eric: How do you even get that on the survey. Jason: By being honest.
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⚐ ReportJason: Are fish reptiles? Yunyi: No bruh they’re another class of animals Jason: Ok so what the hell are amphibians? // Later Jason: If chickens are birds and you cook them, aren’t cows also birds?
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⚐ Report//jason yao discusisng what topic to choose for his argumentive narrative Eric Shi: Okay, the confederate topic of the grape topic? Jason Yao: The 🍇 one. Eric Shi: God fucking damnit.
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⚐ Report//Jason showing Mara some bright yellow yarn Duval, from across the room: Jason, I love that color. Duval: Why are you giving that to Mara? Jason: I wasn't. She was just saying that she didn't like the color. Duval: What? Why don't you like the color, Mara? Jeremy: I don't like that color either. Duval: But Jeremy, that's the color of cheese. (Jeremy has existential crisis)
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⚐ Report// After school in FOT Jason (holding thermometer): Degrees or radians? Kaluta: HA-HA-HA-HA Jason: No, I meant the other thing
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⚐ Report// Last day of Modeling the Future, Aditya, Jason, and John are speaking with each other while losing their minds Aditya: So if our team was on a desert island, who would survive? Jason: Well, Phillip has a yacht so he probably would just escape on that, and Dhruv will probably figure out how to build a helicopter. John: He might rescue us with it, but I'd make a dn joke and he'd leave us. Aditya: So us three would just be stuck on the desert island. // Cut to 10:30 pm, the paper is due at 3 am, Dhruv and Phillip have left Jason: Wait a minute guys... don't you realize what's happening? The other two have escaped and we're stuck on this stupid desert island finishing our paper!