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⚐ ReportEric Yang: My cousin dropped me onto an escalator one time and I almost got eaten by the escalator Eric Yang: You know how escalators do that Justin: No actually I don't
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⚐ ReportJustin: Thank you for your milk, Gerald Justin: You have no idea how much I've missed his milk
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Dessa's birthday is on the same date as my brother's. So every year, I call my brother, and I say: Schwartz: "Justin, it's a very special day today. It's Dessa's birthday!" Schwartz: He has a friend with the same birthday as me, so every year, on my birthday, he calls me, and says: Schwartz: "Jeremy, it's a very special day today. It's [friend's name]'s birthday!"
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⚐ Report//Justin thinking v deeply and staring at table.... Suddenly looks up Justin : If life gives you lemons, make life take the lemons back!!!! //btw u should vote justin for freshman president!! highly recommend!
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⚐ Report// kwu malding about how easy to understand a presentation is Justin: ohh so its a donut Kwu: Yes, you just mod out the complex plane by a parallelogram
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⚐ Report//Kaluta 9th //Exploravision papers are returned, group received a bad grade on it largely in part due to Justin Z turning it in with many of the pages backwards and out of order Ryan S: I'm going to punch your face until you don't have a chin Matthew C: Well then you will have to donate him one of yours
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⚐ ReportEvan: With me and Justin’s brains combined, we are unstoppable at eating pasta.
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⚐ Report//Justin tries to answer a question, but Anson starts talking Rose: Don't back down, Justin, just because Anson started yelling at you!