#10362

46

March 28, 2022, 4:13 p.m.

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Schwartz: We have a blood feud with Larson for daring to call this the Direct Comparison Test. Schwartz: This is obviously the Basic Comparison Test.

#10361

1111

March 28, 2022, 4:11 p.m.

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//students crowd around one stapler Schwartz: There's another stapler over there ... //students all crowd around the other stapler Andy: How many Magnet students does it take to evenly line up at two staplers?

#10355

1919

March 28, 2022, 9:15 a.m.

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//Analysis 1 //Sudhish is making loud duck noises while stabbing Linda's paper with a pencil. He's also hugging a duck stuffed animal Schwartz, walking over: I didn't know it made sounds like that. Sudhish: normally it does, but the battery is dead. Schwartz: Are you sure? I thought I heard it quacking Sudhish: Oh, that was me.

#10344

88

March 24, 2022, 1:30 p.m.

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Schwartz: Adults aren't magic. We don't know what we're doing either; we just know how to wing it better.

#10335

1010

March 23, 2022, 3:28 p.m.

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Ace: I want to learn how to do taxes! Chris: Why learn how to do taxes when you can have your parents do them for you? Caleb(coming back from the taxes): It was one of the most enlightening experiences of my life.

#10328

1313

March 22, 2022, 5:45 p.m.

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//a student served cake (for L'Hôpital project) to the class Stephen: I didn't get a utensil, and I got it in a cup. Schwartz: Drink it!

#10317

1519

March 22, 2022, 8:20 a.m.

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// Wellness day Schwartz: I will be teaching the seniors how to do taxes. Schwartz: The time between downloading the software and being done with my taxes is at most an hour. // Talking about SAT day Schwartz: You come in at 1:30 to have 1 hour of 8th period and a 45 minute 9th period, and you're not getting any instruction. Schwartz: As an instructor, I am not allowed to advocate for truancy. Schwartz: Moving on.

#10288

1616

March 16, 2022, 5:24 p.m.

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//two students baked cookies for L'Hôpital project and were about to serve it to the class Schwartz: If you're allergic to something, don't eat food containing the thing you're allergic to. //class laughs Schwartz: I know that's an interesting concept, but please don't eat things that would cause you to have a medical emergency. //later Andy: So I don't have to take the exam next class! Schwartz: No! That's not how it works! You're not eating the exam!

#10277

1010

March 16, 2022, 8:43 a.m.

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Schwartz: You didn't stop me. Schwartz: You trusted me. Schwartz: Why would you ever trust your teachers?

#10259

1212

March 14, 2022, 4:21 p.m.

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//Schwartz retells his AP Environmental Science story (see 8087), then this Schwartz: I finished my AP Physics exam early, and I was sitting next to the brick wall. Schwartz: So I estimated the width of each brick, and, timing with my watch, dropped a pencil repeatedly, to estimate acceleration by gravity. Schwartz: I got it within 10%. //Some of the class erupts in moderate applause //later Schwartz (to Andy): Were you typing that into Blairbash as I was talking?