#9907

35

Feb. 3, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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//describing a difficult problem Schwartz: This is awful. I'll make you do it -- once. Schwartz: I'll make you do it so you appreciate how awful it is, and you realise that you don't want to do it.

#9900

88

Feb. 3, 2022, 1:12 p.m.

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Andy: I don't trust that you're not using blair water. Duval: Listen, this was painstaking work. I was in Schwartz's room, and he was like, "Why do you keep coming in here?" Andy: Schwartz is a paid actor! Duval: I'll eat it. I wouldn't eat it if this was faucet water.

#9894

28

Feb. 3, 2022, 9:06 a.m.

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Schwartz: The point I'm trying to make here is- *notices a suspicious rattling noise coming from the window by the door* *walks over, squints, and places his hand on the whiteboard resting on the inside of the window* *rattling stops, Schwartz lifts his hand, and he goes back to his lesson like nothing was ever wrong*

#9893

46

Feb. 3, 2022, 9:04 a.m.

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Schwartz: OIGOIG. Odd is good, odd is great! Schwartz: Corollary: Even sucks!

#9892

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Feb. 3, 2022, 9:02 a.m.

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//Schwartz has written four expressions on the board, labeled by the letters A, B, C, and Z. Schwartz: *Points to Z* So, for Zebra... *class suggests other words starting with z* Jonathan: Zulu. That's a language, right? Sean: Yeah it is. It's also an ethnic group. Jerry Song: Wait, I thought Zulu was a streaming service! Sean: That's Hulu... Sean: And I thought I was the least cultured person here...

#9891

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Feb. 3, 2022, 8:25 a.m.

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// Going over hw Schwartz: The point of these problems is not to bash your head against the wall for 3 hours. Schwartz: It's to bash your head against the wall for 20 to 30 minutes, then ask someone for help!

#9876

55

Jan. 31, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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//teaching integration technique Schwartz: You should definitely go to college and call this "swingy-swingy". Schwartz: Everyone will definitely know what you're talking about, and not think it's weird.

#9868

48

Jan. 31, 2022, 12:10 p.m.

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// Qbowl practice, Andy shows up late Hui: Did you go where I think you went? Andy: Apparently so. Hui: Nerd. Andy: No, I went to Schwartz and the weight room. Hui: That's literally worse, *nerd*.

#9866

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Jan. 31, 2022, 8:20 a.m.

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Schwartz: So we have this symbol on one side, this symbol on the other side! So we need to swing them on to the same side! Schwartz: We call this...swingy swingy!

#9864

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Jan. 31, 2022, 8:02 a.m.

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// Analysis 1, Schwartz wrote something incorrect on the board Schwartz: Are we satisfied now? Whole class: No! Schwartz: What did I screw up this time?