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#9862
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⚐ Report// Continuation of previous quote // Later, talking about takoma Andy: I did dissections in middle with Sudhish. It was interesting. Schwartz breaks down again Duval: Oh god, I can imagine Sudhish just tearing apart the frog. Andy: We used exacto knives and as soon as he started stabbing, the knife broke. Duval: Note to self, do not arm Sudhish. When marine bio and ento kids do dissections, they use scissors. Duval(looks inside math team window): Wait, is Sudhish in there? If he was, it would be funny to just yell "Hey Sudhish we're talking about you right now!" Schwartz: This is why I teach math. I don't have to give anyone anything sharp. Ace, Sean, and Andy simultaneously take out a pencil and wave it around // Math team is about to end Andy: Ace, thanks for telling me the trick where I only play 3 notes. Schwartz: I remember those days. Andy: Thank God we're in the 3rd row. Schwartz: I remember those days too.
#9861
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⚐ Report// Continuation of previous quote Andy: I lost the game! Schwartz: I lost! // Later Duval: Ace, guess who is the youngest out of the 3 of us. Andy, you're not allowed to say anything. Duval: I won't judge for your response, but if you say I'm 60 I might be a little bit upset. Ace: Uhhhh...Duval is the oldest, then Rose, then Schwartz? (correct) Ace: I'm guessing this based on the number of kids each teacher has.
#9860
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⚐ Report// 20 minutes of pure chaos after school for analysis 1 exam cramming, Duval walks by Duval: Andy, my son is a squatter and I just love kicking him behind so he falls over like boop! // Later Duval: Oh hi Sean! Sean: How do you know my name... Duval: I was visiting Delaney's class in this morning and I saw a worksheet with your name on it. It's called being resourceful. // Later Sean dad jokes Duval Schwartz: Sean, if you were squatting, you would have been kicked already. // Later Duval: This is sedative Steven. Schwartz breaks down in laughter Schwartz: SEDATIVE STEVEN? Duval: Well yesterday Sudhish was all well behaved and quiet and when I asked him why, he said Steven was his sedative. Duval: That class has so many repeat names. We have 3 Alex, 2 Ste(v/ph)ens, and 2 of some other name I forgot. Andy: Jasons? Duval: Yes, Jasons. One of them spells his name wrong though, the Jacen with a C. Schwartz: Their whole family spells names wrong, but Bryan with a Y is slightly more acceptable.
#9856
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⚐ Report// pd 9 analysis 2, it's snowing schwartz: if you're driving home, PLEASE be careful. if you're taking the bus... ... ...good luck? cross your fingers?
#9850
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⚐ Report//Schwartz starts to say something poorly Schwartz: --rephrasing. //long pause Schwartz: ... rephrasing again, even though I didn't say anything.
#9839
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⚐ Report//Analysis 1B Schwartz: They said we're supposed to stop at 9:08, but Innovation doesn't start until 9:14. //A few minutes later... *Announcement for Innovation comes on at 9:08 AM* Schwartz: No! You said 9:14! We're going till 9:14! Schwartz: *continues with lesson*
#9815
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⚐ Report//talking about geometry and the variable y for height Schwartz: Again, I missed the opportunity to make some kind of terrible joke.
#9814
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: It's Torricelli's trumpet. Or Gabriel's horn. Gabriel: It's my horn? Schwartz: Yup. Apparently.
#9802
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⚐ Report// First day of Analysis 1B, Schwartz is going over the quiz before the BFT Schwartz: But instead of a g or a q, this could be some sort of abstract starfish thing. *Proceeds to draw a squiggly line on the board* Schwartz: Seahorse. I meant seahorse.