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⚐ Report//Freshman Block A chem. Pham: I know you guy don't want to hear me talk. Half of you I know don't like me. All I talking about is what--? Crap! Pham: But you know the other half who listen to me talk crap; they get into what--? A good college!
#5391
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⚐ Report//In Block B freshman chemistry, talking about anions (anion = a n ion = a negative ion), cations (t = + = positive), and memorizing chemistry facts Pham: I don' want you guy memorize thing. I never memorize! You spend time memorize, you could be thinking about more important thing. Like remembering when you have date! Student: Isn't that really easy? Doesn't, like, everyone remember when they have a date? Pham: No, I don't! Beside, it hard. Like when you have a lot of date and you forget who is when!
#5390
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⚐ ReportStudent: So you have an Avocado's number... Pham: No no no. it Avogadro! Guy guy guy, I suppose have accent, not you!
#5365
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⚐ Report//Block B, First day of Pham Chem Pham: This Montgomery County! They want to nail you to Harvard! They want to nail you to Yale! They want to nail you... to MIT! //awkward pause, students don't respond Pham: THEY WANT TO NAIL YOU!
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⚐ Report//Pham explaining the Chem R/E Presentation Pham: Okay guy, listen. You know proper English very important for presentation. Pham: I check for spelling, grammar, complete sentence, noun-verb agreement. Make sure you have. Pham: Each mistake I find taking off two point.
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⚐ Report//During 6th lunch in the Chem Help side room, while groups are frantically trying to finish their P-Chem lab //Cathy is dumping excess chemicals into a beaker Shubham: Hey, isn't that my group's beaker? It says Mukund on it. Cathy: Oh, this is the waste disposal beaker. Shubham: So Mukund is a chemical disposal beaker now? Cathy: Yep.
#4584
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⚐ ReportBunday: My wife says that when I die, she'll kick me out in a hearse and right behind me she'll have U-Haul with all of my shit.
#4553
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⚐ Report//Discussing what will be on the freshman chemistry final Alex N: All the questions are gonna be like, "what would you rate yourself according to the Harvard recommendation form and why is the answer below average?"
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⚐ Report//Discussing Chem R&E subtopics Angela: Jamey, you get to do gravimetric analysis and potential. Jamey: I don't know what potential is!