#3166

1010

March 29, 2011, 11:15 a.m.

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Schafer (holds up wedding ring): See this?  This is your worst nightmare! //class laughs Schafer: Marriage jokes aside, this thing gets caught on EVERYTHING when you're doing work.  So you just shouldn't wear it.

#3161

11

March 28, 2011, 8:54 p.m.

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Schafer: Julian, how does it feel that Eric is backing you up? Julian: Pretty ... I don't know.

#3136

1616

March 23, 2011, 7:15 p.m.

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Student: Can I take a test in here? Schafer: In the back. //later Schafer: So what question are you on? Student: Um, 17? Schafer: I believe the answer is true. Student: The integral of-- Schafer: DEFINITELY TRUE.

#3135

55

March 23, 2011, 7:14 p.m.

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Schafer (answering thinking puzzle): BOOYAH! PHYSICS!  Okay, next one! //Elliot starts reading the next one Schafer: Oh man, physics!

#3117

1414

March 21, 2011, 12:15 p.m.

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//During MagGeo, Rose is tracing lines on the board Student: Hey Mr. Rose, that's pretty good. It's almost as good as Mr. Schafer! Rose: That's great. I have finally achieved my life goal of being almost as good as Mr. Schafer.

#3045

1414

March 7, 2011, 7:18 p.m.

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//loud yelling is heard from the hallway Voice: You da ho!  YOU DA HO! Schafer: Alright, that's it.  I'm heading out there! *exits and stands in front of door* Student: So is he just gonna intimidate them into stopping or what... //Schafer reenters after it gets quiet Student: So who was the ho? Schafer: As it turns out, there was a whole argument about that.  However, they used some strong language during their debate which will not be repeated.

#3041

13

March 7, 2011, 5:03 p.m.

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//during quantum Schafer: So all this matter can be expressed as waves!  But if I look over at Ittai, I don't see any waves! Danderson: *puts hands together, does wave motion*

#3039

610

March 6, 2011, 10:47 p.m.

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Schafer: I don't see why this is an issue!  Puzzlepalooza has HUGE prizes!  How big are they? Class: HUGE! Schafer: Exactly!  The study hall doesn't even have prizes!  Who here said they didn't want to do Puzzlepalooza again? (no one raises their hand) Wait, am I thinking of the other class?

#3034

22

March 5, 2011, 10:27 p.m.

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Schafer: So you guys have heard by now you can sign up with a friend.  The online form phrases it kinda iffy though.  It's like "Do you need a friend?" or "Do you have a friend?" or "Is there someone you like?" something.

#3027

1313

March 4, 2011, 9:51 a.m.

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Schafer: Hey, Mr. Stein, will you do Puzzlepalooza with me? Stein: Yes. Schafer: [squeals] Sorry Mr. Hammond! Hammond: That's what you did at Wallops too. I didn't even get to play kickball. Schafer: Right, so now we're having fun. Hammond: I'm not having fun!