#3232

66

April 13, 2011, 5:51 p.m.

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// During Thermo, Schafer is talking about radiation in Ca Schafer: Just a few weeks ago, the media said something that made my whole household explode. They said that radiation levels in Ca have elevated. Someone: Maybe it's because of Japan. David Kaufman: No. Schafer: No, don't say no. It could be because of Japan. Or it could be because someone imported a large crate of bananas. // Did you know that eating a banana gives your body more radiation than living next to a nuclear reactor for a year?

#3230

88

April 13, 2011, 5:46 p.m.

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// during Thermo Schafer: You know that recently, a lot more people have started to pronounce "turbine" tur-bin? Urg, last time I checked, a tur-bin is a form of head wear. A tur-BINE is the thing that spins.

#3216

1414

April 11, 2011, 4:50 p.m.

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Schafer: So did any of you read your horoscope today? Ittai: Well, I DID read it one time and it said that I would find something good in an unusual place.  So I looked at my ass in the mirror.  But all I saw was crap!

#3215

1111

April 11, 2011, 4:49 p.m.

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//image of an electron microscope with false coloring Schafer: I want you all to note that unfortunately, this is NOT what cells look like. Ruggieri: Wait, what do you mean? Schafer: All those colors!  That's what turned me off to biology - I saw all those colored cells in the textbook, and then when I went and looked at them it was all boring!

#3166

1010

March 29, 2011, 11:15 a.m.

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Schafer (holds up wedding ring): See this?  This is your worst nightmare! //class laughs Schafer: Marriage jokes aside, this thing gets caught on EVERYTHING when you're doing work.  So you just shouldn't wear it.

#3161

22

March 28, 2011, 8:54 p.m.

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Schafer: Julian, how does it feel that Eric is backing you up? Julian: Pretty ... I don't know.

#3136

1616

March 23, 2011, 7:15 p.m.

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Student: Can I take a test in here? Schafer: In the back. //later Schafer: So what question are you on? Student: Um, 17? Schafer: I believe the answer is true. Student: The integral of-- Schafer: DEFINITELY TRUE.

#3135

55

March 23, 2011, 7:14 p.m.

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Schafer (answering thinking puzzle): BOOYAH! PHYSICS!  Okay, next one! //Elliot starts reading the next one Schafer: Oh man, physics!

#3117

1515

March 21, 2011, 12:15 p.m.

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//During MagGeo, Rose is tracing lines on the board Student: Hey Mr. Rose, that's pretty good. It's almost as good as Mr. Schafer! Rose: That's great. I have finally achieved my life goal of being almost as good as Mr. Schafer.

#3045

1414

March 7, 2011, 7:18 p.m.

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//loud yelling is heard from the hallway Voice: You da ho!  YOU DA HO! Schafer: Alright, that's it.  I'm heading out there! *exits and stands in front of door* Student: So is he just gonna intimidate them into stopping or what... //Schafer reenters after it gets quiet Student: So who was the ho? Schafer: As it turns out, there was a whole argument about that.  However, they used some strong language during their debate which will not be repeated.