#4625

1616

Oct. 17, 2013, 11:46 a.m.

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//Prange is running back and forth across the room waving his arms Prange: I'm just a gas particle floating around! //Stein opens the door Stein: Mr. Prange, are you feeling OK? Prange: Oh no! You let the gas particle out! //Prange runs out of the room //Prange comes back a minute later Prange: Stein says I don't look like a gas particle.

#4546

88

June 6, 2013, 8:32 p.m.

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//Stein, Schafer, Ostrander, Hammond are sitting at a few desks in solving puzzles in a room full of Magnet students. Rose is also in the room. Stein: Does anyone in here know math? Anyone? //Students look confused, look around, shrug their shoulders Students, unanimously: Uh, no, no one.

#4480

1616

March 16, 2013, 6:36 p.m.

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//Stein's phone rings in class and he sees who it is; he doesn't answer Stein: Obama, run the country yourself!

#4477

1014

March 12, 2013, 7:25 p.m.

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//Discussing lim x->inf (x/e^x) in Analysis 1B, with the numerator and denominator as superheroes Stein: So these 2 superheroes are fighting, but who's the better superhero? Class: e^x (because it grows faster, so it matters more) Stein: Why? Bendeguz: Because he has nice abs.

#4476

1111

March 12, 2013, 7:23 p.m.

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//In Analysis 1B, Stein is introducing Captain Zero/Infinitus Project and how it must come from your heart Stein: Math is done in your brain. Art is done from your heart. English, EH, *SHRUG* I don't know.

#4450

1012

Feb. 20, 2013, 11:02 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein gave out articles to read in his Sports Statistics class.  He just sent out an e-mail. Stein: This kid who lives in my house says I never gave him a copy of the article...

#4404

99

Jan. 26, 2013, 12:08 p.m.

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Stein: I believe in putting off problems until they reach crisis situation.

#4293

1618

Nov. 9, 2012, 7:08 p.m.

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//Alex Woo draws PSY from Gangnam Style as Captain Zero for Analysis 1B. Stein is presenting everyone's artwork and holds Alex's up. Stein: So here we have Alex Woo's nice picture... //He stares at it for a few seconds Stein: ...Alex, did you draw Kim Jong Il?

#4255

1616

Oct. 16, 2012, 9:28 p.m.

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//Stein is introducing probability in stat Stein: So we have two words for this. I refer to this situation as A and B being "mutually exclusive." But the book, I believe, calls it "disjoint." But I sorta thought that's what potheads try to give you, you know? Disjoint? //Class laughs Stein: That was inappropriate. I apologize. //Laughter continues Stein: You know, on second thought, I should've told that joke. You guys like that more.

#4216

88

Sept. 25, 2012, 7:18 p.m.

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//Stein calls on Maya Stein: YES. Maya Q. Davis! Maya: What? Stein: Isn't your middle name "Q?" Maya: ...no. Stein: My whole life is a lie!