#2898

1010

Feb. 9, 2011, 6:38 p.m.

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//during fire in 210s Jack P: Why are we out here? Danderson: Apparently there's a fire. Jack: Well who the hell did that? Danderson: Well let's see.  First off, we were in 211, so me and Shelley aren't it.  Then Schafer was considered, but he had SRPs going too, as did Pham. Jack: Could it have been Shirley? Danderson: (walks away shaking head) Student: Bet he's looking for Shirley now.

#2886

1515

Feb. 8, 2011, 5:13 p.m.

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//SRP presentations day 1 Danderson: Something smells off... Shelley: Huh, you're right. Danderson (loudly): Okay, guys, I know this is 211, but we're presenting SRPs.  There should be no reason why I can smell something burning. Student: Isn't Schafer down the hall?

#2884

1515

Feb. 7, 2011, 9:21 p.m.

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//Mr. Schafer mentioned that he needs to get a haircut soon Theresa: Oh, Mr. Schafer, can I cut your hair? Schafer: Well you probably can, but you don't have my permission. Theresa: I cut my own hair! Schafer: I know. It shows.

#2864

99

Feb. 2, 2011, 6:30 p.m.

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//Schafer finishes demonstrating a Van de Graff Generator Schafer: Can you get the lights please? //Hammond turns on the lights Schafer: So now we're going to quickly rush through - //Power surge occurs Schafer: Well that about ruins my plans for today. Hammond: But I can safely say it wasn't me.

#2842

99

Jan. 25, 2011, 7:12 p.m.

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//Quickly doing the MoCo lab safety quiz (out loud) Student: You have cut yourself - Schafer: Now why did you do that?  Please, don't cut yourself in this class!  I don't care if you're emo, I just don't want there to be blood! //and later Student: Someone you know is on fire - Schafer: And that too!  Don't do that either!  You should have no reason to set yourself on fire!

#2821

1820

Jan. 19, 2011, 4:10 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Schafer, did you get a hair cut? Schafer: No. (pause) I got them ALL cut.

#2772

55

Jan. 11, 2011, 9:18 p.m.

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Schafer: Don't ask don't tell, it's the best policy

#2760

33

Jan. 6, 2011, 9:44 p.m.

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Student: But isn't rubber not conductive? Schafer: Well, would you say rabbit fur was? Student: Well it sure was when I shocked that thing to death!

#2753

77

Jan. 4, 2011, 9:48 p.m.

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Schafer (slowly and with emphasis): *Nucleons* are particles that are found in the *nucleus*. //pause Schafer (normally): Sometimes I feel kinda like one of those boring teachers, you know?

#2752

66

Jan. 4, 2011, 9:47 p.m.

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//Schafer answers a student's question Student: Good point! Schafer: Thanks. I do try. You know, if I can make one good point per class per day, I might just continue to collect my paycheck.