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#9952

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Feb. 9, 2022, 5:32 p.m.

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//Nacho discussing problem about jumping frog Nacho: So this state leads to, I guess, Frog Heaven, where the frog gets all the frog-ladies, and all the frog food, and stuff-- Student: Heteronormativity!

#9951

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Feb. 9, 2022, 5:28 p.m.

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//Nacho presents maths technique Nacho: The more tools you have in your back pocket, the more shards you can make when you throw your hammers at bricks.

#9950

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Feb. 9, 2022, 5:22 p.m.

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Schwartz: What methods are useful? Crying! After you cry, what methods are useful? Power reducing.

#9949

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Feb. 9, 2022, 3:04 p.m.

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"i like the super bowl because i like snacks. pro snacks!"

#9948

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Feb. 9, 2022, 2:13 p.m.

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SRP period 7: Neil in the hallway coming in from logic: "AUGH JEEESUS CRIIIIST!"

#9946

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Feb. 9, 2022, 12:47 p.m.

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Johnny: Wait where do you grow cheese- // Later Johnny: Wait how does it turn from the white stuff to the yellow stuff? Johnny: It doesn't make sense.

#9945

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Feb. 9, 2022, 12:32 p.m.

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Andy: Parkinson's law basically states that if you have 100 years to do something, it will take you 100 years to do it. Johnny: Or until you get Parkinson's.

#9944

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Feb. 9, 2022, 10:38 a.m.

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Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Subayi: Just come back soon. And if you don't come back soon, just knock, someone will open the door.

I'm shocked he didn't make a joke about their "sweetheart"

bathroom, subayi

#9943

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Feb. 9, 2022, 10:11 a.m.

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Karen: Boy you got no mothers! Jerry Song: No, I have 7.

#9942

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Feb. 9, 2022, 10:06 a.m.

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// Student walks into class 15 minutes late with a bag of chips Subayi: Food is not allowed in this classroom. Student: I'll be back. *walks out*