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⚐ ReportRose: it's fine to let a 2 year old and a 4 year old run around on their own for 2 hours, right?
#9940
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⚐ Report// Cleaning up after yeast lab Mandy: Imagine you're washing your hands and you see Nicole approach you menacingly with two pairs of scissors Nicole: I can't do any damage with them though, they're not left-handed scissors
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⚐ Report//chaotic cirincione anthology, february 8 "Nobody sets out to make a TV show that's intentionally boring." "Calvin is a very smart, but basically sociopathic kid, who does all sorts of mischevious things." "Let's say it was a 4000-dollar lawnmowing contract -- that'd be a lot of lawnmowing." "It's not good for society if people go around beating other people up." "When I was your age, there was no streaming video on the internet." "I know standing up is hard, but you can do it! You got legs!"
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⚐ Report// Christopher walks into ento Duval: you walked in at just the wrong time, this video I'm about to show is a little gross Hui, deadpan: welcome to our discussion about ants and erectile dysfunction
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⚐ ReportJackie: Inventor is so bad! Jackie: I wish I could stick my hand into it and *insert violent gesture*
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⚐ Report// P9 Rao Jackie: Is there gonna be a test today? Rao: No...that was a joke by Diego. *Entire class starts clapping*
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⚐ Report//Lodal pd 8, watching a video about sand crabs Video: Sometimes, it gets hard to tell which balls has been in whose mouth.
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⚐ Report// Presentations on sorting algorithms Sahu: Quicksort, noiceeeeee. Everyone's favorite sorting algorithm. // Later, someone is presenting bogosort Sahu: This is beautiful, I know this algorithm sucks but its beautiful. // Later Sahu: So back when I was at UMD, there was this poem writing contest for CS people and the winner would get a free t-shirt. Sahu: And I wrote a poem about Bogosort, and it was about how nobody loved me because my big O was too big. Sahu: Turns out I was the only person who entered the contest. Sahu: I don't know why CS majors don't want to write poems to win shirts.