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#9929
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⚐ Report//Schwartz throws marker to container and misses Schwartz: Oh, I almost got it. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause Schwartz: Don't clap! I didn't get it in!
#9928
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⚐ ReportStudent: I hate integration by parts. Schwartz: That just means I need to force you to do it more. You will learn to love it! It will happen!
#9927
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⚐ ReportAlex: Imagine having as big a brain as Michael. Michael: Alex, are you okay? Is there anything in your personal life we need to talk about? Alex: No, I'm good. I'm just fantasising about having a brain as big as yours. //Michael puts up hood nervously Michael: I feel oddly uncomfortable.
#9926
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⚐ Report// Duval explaining how not to break a test tube Duval: Only one of you guys will actually end up breaking the test tube. Duval(whispering): It's Michael. Duval: Am I right Michael? Michael Wang(unaware): Yes yes always! Duval: You just agreed to break something.
#9925
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⚐ Report// Molasses lab Duval: So what do we do next? Andy: Cry! Duval: We will do that later. Duval: What, Andy? I'm upset you think Schwartz is sassier.
#9922
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⚐ Report//Describing polynomial long division to solve an indefinite integral. Schwartz: And then there's the divisor... dividend? Divisor? I always get this stuff mixed up. Schwartz: It's the part that's not in the fraction anymore... Class: The quotient! Schwartz: Ah, yes! The quotient!
#9921
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⚐ ReportSudhish: You should join the Blairhacks tournament. Johnny: What will I have to do? Sudhish: Play in our League of Legends Tournament.
#9919
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⚐ Report//trying to determine identity of student described in a story Student: What did he look like? Street: I don't know. He looked like a maggot. Student: Wouldn't you say that about all of us? Street: Yeah, that's the problem.