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#2430
99
⚐ ReportPham: When they kill the chicken they cut up. Open intestine! Where you think the bacteria go? ALL OVER THE CHICKEN!
#2428
44
⚐ ReportPham: You are all crappy, you not special! You all the same thing! I say in ninth grade already! Andrea: Yeah, you told us in ninth grade that the magnet will ruin our lives again and again and again [...] and again and again.
#2427
1010
⚐ ReportPham: From the sun...what the next planet? Students (laughing): Don't do Science Bowl, Mr. Pham! Pham: What is it, next planet after the sun? Students (still laughing): Mercury! Pham: What the next planet after that, Mars? I don't remember any of thing like that! (Students die of laugher)
#2426
1414
⚐ Report//talking about the old days when Blair was even worse than it is now Pham: Back then parent call and ask, 'do you feel dangerous when you here in school?' And I say yes! //he meant "in danger"
#2409
11
⚐ Report//as Schafer walks through the class to the lab Pham: Oh, my ring, it costings bout tirty tousand.
#2408
2121
⚐ Report//Kathryn walks in late to ModSim (pd 9) after the pep rally Pham: Why you late? Kathryn: Well, I had to march back with the marching band afterwards and... Pham: No, no, you no get it. Marching band should walk faster! Kathryn: We had to wait for everyone else to- Pham: -laughing- No! Marching faster! Kathryn: What? No, we... Pham: -laughing harder- Why you try to explain? Is joke! Is funny!
#2404
88
⚐ ReportPham: Guy, you need to be hurry up, look at the clock! ...okay, clock dead, don't worry about it.
#2355
66
⚐ ReportPham: No one allow leave room! //later, as Pham is letting a student leave... Piper (to Pham): You said no one's allowed to leave, and that's like the sixth person who you let go!