#4104

13

April 25, 2012, 10:27 a.m.

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//Finch is complaining about job placement for kids under 18. Alex: I'll be coming to you when I'm 16. Jojo: You're gonna be a DUI Sex Aid?! What?

#3979

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Feb. 18, 2012, 3:23 p.m.

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Alex Woo: Mr. Klein, why don't you like people? Klein: I don't respect anyone enough to like them. It's not like you're any different. You magnets don't respect anyone either! Alex Woo: That's not true! We respect other magnets.

#3969

810

Feb. 15, 2012, 8:49 p.m.

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//In ESS, talking about good TV shows Alex W.: Hey, Mr. Lodal, do you like the Big Bang Theory? Lodal: Yeah.... yeah, thats a pretty good show. Alex W.: WHAT!?! That show sucks!! Lodal: ...you suck.

#3842

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Dec. 8, 2011, 6:50 p.m.

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//while discussing Circle class in ADSA Alex Woo: ... and so the perimeter... Class: Circumference, not perimeter! Alex: What's the difference? Neil Dalal: [Teacher] will kill you!

#3654

99

Oct. 8, 2011, 8:14 p.m.

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Rose: So. Does this work or not? //lots of people start yelling out different answers Hannah: ermmmm yeah no yeahhh wait no... Alex: I think we should go with Hannah on this one. Rose: What did she say? Alex: Yeah no wait yeah no... Rose: See, that's good when you don't know the answer. It makes you sound like you're thinking.

#3607

-13

Sept. 26, 2011, 4:51 p.m.

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//Trying to get people to leave the band room Ms. Roberts: You know like in that song? "Bye, bye, bye." (Waves her hands) 'Nsync. Alex Rittman: But I want it that way. Ms. Roberts: Ha! That's Backstreet Boys. Alex Rittman: They're from the same time... Ms. Roberts: NO. THE BACKSTREET BOYS ARE NOT 'NSYNC. GET IT STRAIGHT.

#3554

-15

Sept. 13, 2011, 11:44 p.m.

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//During Infoflow Stein: Hey, Victor! Fashion club! Alex B: Fashion club? I should join that...

#3513

00

Sept. 2, 2011, 9:55 p.m.

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Alex (trying to explain a problem): So we just multiplied everything together.

#3421

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May 28, 2011, 1:43 p.m.

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//Talking about the magnet picnic during comp. sci. Piper: ...and at the picnic there will also be six foot long veggie subs. //Alex Woo perks up Piper: And no Alex, it's not a 6 foot sub per person, it's to be shared. Alex: (sighs)

#3336

46

May 10, 2011, 8:50 a.m.

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//Discussing a senior party: Theresa: Can we play with the grill? Teacher: ... no. Teacher: You can play Frisbee; you can play soccer; you can play volleyball; you can play... er, Alex! ...but you can't play with the grill! Student: How do you play Alex? Andrew Lu: You punch him repeatedly in the face until he cries.