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⚐ Report// Origins of Life Presentions Jack: ...spontaneous generation is obviously a pile of bs- Duval: Nonono, you have to use the terminology on your slides, **a pile of HOT BS**.
#9601
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⚐ Report// Start of the year Duval: So one time my husband decided to roast chili peppers in the oven. Duval: Turns out it basically became pepper spray.
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⚐ Report// 7th pd bio Duval: So Caleb walked in on our marine biology class, and we were doing dissections. Duval: And it took us FOREVER to get him out of our class. Andy: Let's dissect Caleb!
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⚐ Report// Duval just has a skeleton hand and forearm on her desk Andy: This looks like something straight out of a crime documentary! Duval: I'm sorry officer, I just found this here!
#9482
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⚐ Report// Talking about stop animation and biomolecules Colby: Then wouldn't they have to cut their arms off to make a child? Diego: Isn't that that like the birth of Jesus Christ? Duval: What? Diego: Isn't it like Eve and Adam in the garden?
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⚐ Report// Ask a biologist presentation, Colby just gave a presentation about a disease that causes constant diarrhea Duval: Imagine if you had a condition that caused that or took a drug with that side effect. Andy: Side effects may include nausea, headaches, vomiting- Duval: SUDDEN DEATH.
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⚐ Report//3rd pd bio teaching us how to use a micropipetter duval: do NOT stick this in without a tip on. sudhish: *snickers* that’s what she said.
#9378
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⚐ Report// Duval explaining how to use a micropipetter Duval: Don't push it all the way in, you will get too much.
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⚐ Report// Talking about nucleic acids and how to remember them Duval: Schwartz just walked in and said "GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Purines."
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⚐ Report// Talking about poision ivy Duval: So I was in 2nd grade, scheming on how to not go to school. Duval: And I decided to strip down and roll around in a patch of poison ivy.